True Neutral

The irradiator of chaotic energy, transmitting intermittently.

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*I scroll through the annals of my Tumblr*

"I am so deranged."

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the recent Lexus ad where two parents are in a car and their podcast mentions a "Bearsquatch", and a kid who is clearly too old to be afraid of such things sheepishly asks what a "Bearsquatch" is, and the mom claims he'll never sleep again. what's up with that

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I think we all can accept that power corrupts individuals. Politicians making decisions specifically meant to fill their own pockets? Completely normal and expected, however inconsiderate and impactful. Corruption becomes problematic when it is baked into the function of the state, where entire governments make decisions meant to appease the people with the most money and the loudest voices. Whatever happened to the days of scapegoating some Scrooge McMoneybags in your kingdom in order to take everything he's worth?

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The changing of the seasons means my bedroom door has started growing again.

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WHY DO PRINTERS HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE

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Dude,

Nashville had a mayor named Bill Boner from 1987 to 1991. Bill Boner was also once a U.S. House Representative. He now teaches history in a nearby high school.

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House centipedes have been observed to groom their legs by curling around and grooming them with their forcipules.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata

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ok but I’ve pulled off some of the best evasive driving maneuvres ever simply because I’m driving a hatchback, not a wide-ass SUV.

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Okay, not to make vegans happy but

“coronavirus” and “carnivorous” use the same consonants in the same order

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My favorite cat (12+ lbs of blue, soft and fuzzy, pure muscle boy) when I pick him up when he doesn’t want to be held: *squirms a little and mwows pathetically*

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Here’s the beautiful boy!!!

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My favorite cat (12+ lbs of blue, soft and fuzzy, pure muscle boy) when I pick him up when he doesn’t want to be held: *squirms a little and mwows pathetically*

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I’ve been TRYING to find (on both Google AND Bing) out why dogs’ mouths are so ginormous, but I get NO results on it. Wtf?

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PETS ARE ATTRACTED TO THE OUTSIDE BECAUSE IT’S THEIR ANCESTRAL HOMELAND

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hot take

it’s the bees’ fault they’re endangered because they’re SO SCARY

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What the absolute F*ck

My Brain, watching NicroVeda on YT: We should train a parrot to only speak in the sentences -- "Nice shot!", "Great eagle!", "Great birdie!", "Good birdie!", "Nice par.", "Good par." "It's a new record!", "On the green!", "Nice approach!", "Chip in!", "Superstar class!", "Great shot.", "Solid shot.", "That's it!" -- like the Wii Sports Resort golf announcer.

Me: And then what?

My Brain: Make a golf-themed hotel where that parrot talks on an intercom while guests are fornicating.

Me: What in fresh h*ll is this?

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the more i simply exist, the more i think my mom might actually be a Siren

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WHY DO PRINTERS HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED?