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@p1mp1n
#P1MP1N – VALENTINO SIDEBLOG ( follows from hazb1nh0tels ) based off the shows. highly dabbled in headcanons. independent , private , & low activity. many trigger warnings , read rules. reformed by d ( any pronouns , 31 , pst. ) TEMP PSA : hard reset , gonna unfollow everyone, if you still wanna interact , just refollow me ! i'll follow back. also going iconless for a bit. i adore you all !
@k17y should just stop having a breakdown.
THERE’S A HINT OF ANNOYANCE ; or rather , it’s increasingly obvious just how irritated the moth is with his toy. she’s not supposed to break down. that would be an egregious malfunction – though he knows the only reason she might be is the lack of an update , or maybe it’s the way he’s always shoving & burning her. still , she’s supposedly extremely durable. that’s what he’d been told. was vox lying to him ? oh , when the overlord gets his hands on the other –
head cants to the side , gaze fixated upon the stumbling & bumbling mess of a robot. can she be dismissed ? in the middle of his drink session ? ! has his little kitten lost her fucking mind ? ! what use is she if not to serve him ? without this simple task – well , she’s as good as a vibrator , & he already has plenty of those. none of which talk back.
❛ N O. ❜ comes the venomous retort , lanky body shifting to lay himself over the arm of the couch to watch her more closely. chin rests in hand , looking her over. ❛ no. i want you to pour my drink , muñequita preciosa. & i don’t want a single drop to spill. this is una alfombra nueva. can’t get it dirty , gatita. ❜ the only reason he even got a new rug is because the old one had too many bloodstains. he’d hate to throw out a brand new one. but , can’t keep one with oil stains , can you ? cigarette holder is used to tip the tray , not helping the bot’s situation.
a @spidersins trapped in a bloody web.
SACCHARINE CRIMSON DRIPS WITH EACH WORD DELICIOUSLY MURMURED ; a spider caught in a web of his own making , trapped within the sticky grip of his maker. dulled senses observe as the distance is closed , sharp claws taking the hands that wander over chest with lithe trace. there is no anger tonight ; nothing that would forewarn the poor arachnid of any impending doom – & perhaps , just for tonight , there would be no aggression toward the star. ( if he treaded with the utmost caution. )
cerise hues remain upon prey , silence permeating the room for a long beat – hands are finally brought up to lips , delicate kisses pressing to pale palm.
❛ amorcito , you’ve been so busy. ❜ voice muses , lips parting to nip at his lover’s skin , pheromones drip - dropping down the other’s arm. pleasure soon turns sour , claws digging into his angelito’s arm as envy colors the moth ( though voice remains even. ❛ where have you been , angelcakes ? ❜
never stop blowing up ( 2024- ) e01 : be kind, rewind sentence starters ↪ taken from dimension 20's 22nd season. alter as you see fit ♡
“oh wait, i have to come up with the name right now!”
“this was the thing i forgot to do!”
“oh shit! wait, actually, that's… wait, actually?”
“ooh, look at my lovely cardigan!”
“i did think you were going to say tits.”
“that actually does really help me remember.”
“it's for parties. it's for chill kickbacks.”
“i think that's incredible.”
“it's a giant wrench.”
“without siblings, we're nothing.”
“you're gonna get me in trouble with my boss again. you can't do donuts in the parking lot.”
“it scares away the customers.”
“you're not gonna stay for the whole shift, are you?”
“i don't know what you're gonna eat, but that's not gonna be good when it's cold.”
“hey, you better make a move fast, man.”
“things are scary down there.”
“you do what you want, but at the end of the day, you're wasting your time at a place like this.”
“this is a dead end.”
“you need to take your life seriously, man.”
“i watch anime.”
“webster's is trash.”
“these kids, sweeties, they're not going anywhere. they're not going anywhere, believe me.”
“sorry, i was going to invite you to go out for a drink.”
“what are you gonna do in the big world?”
“i take it back. i take it back.”
“you're gonna bury us all.”
“i'll get the information somehow. you can trust me!”
“do me a favor. step behind this door.”
“what's behind the door?”
“he got squished to death.”
“who are you calling?”
“that's okay, i'll just pick them up from here when i come.”
“that's nice. i do like that.”
“oh my god, i keep calling people about that phone. it doesn't work.”
“what if i have to call i have to scream for them or something. good thing i have life alerts everywhere.”
“say hi to everybody! everybody you see, say hi.”
“you're drawing a spreadsheet by hand?”
“you may not be able to push buttons on that keyboard, but you push my buttons every day.”
“[name], you're my rock, and i am counting on you.”
“what do you need? i'll be right there.”
“can you do me a favor, sweetheart?”
“that's incredible, man. i'm so happy for you.”
“i always wondered what we might have done together, but then again, as you always say, you work alone.”
“i think you'd only slow me down, [name].”
“do you need a ride, or are you just gonna get there yourself?”
“what've you got going on here?”
“i can't believe you guys are closing down. what the hell? that's crazy, i can't believe it. why are you guys shutting down?”
“i just love the vibe.”
“i don't think there's any long-term ramifications of having no sort of collective ownership of actual, real, concrete media.”
“sorry, i just popped a really big mint in.”
“thank god, man. thank god you're here.”
“he looks like anybody, and he looks like everybody.”
“i'll give you one second to change your mind and not embarrass yourself.”
“i'd hate to have lunch with you.”
“dude's kinda weird.”
“what's going on with you?”
“what've you been doing on facebook all day?”
“why don't you let go, [name]? i let go, and i'm feeling amazing, all right?”
“what'd you ask? you want to rip my carpet?”
“i can't believe what that fucker was saying.”
“i could pick them up tomorrow for you.”
“god, it's hot in here. do you want a fan or something?”
“i've never tried that.”
“what the hell? are you okay?”
“you callin' me a chicken, [name]? ’cause i'm actually the cock of the walk.”
“god, that's fucking cool.”
“i think you're technically right once again, there.”
“i'm good, i'm good. living my best life. living my hottest sexy single life.”
“oh, you wrote it down, like old-fashioned style.”
“i left this post-it note in your lunch cubby.”
“we could get cataract surgery together, if you wanted.”
“this is eye-opening for me.”
“you just keep doing it. you just go and you do it again, and then you do it again.”
“you already said your name.”
“we're gonna kind of have a party of sorts.”
“a bottle of wine, then, is called for.”
“i think you can probably hang up.”
“he kind of sounded like a wizard or something.”
“oh my god, the tv's broken. everything's breaking.”
“you know what? i'll come with you.”
“is everything okay at home?”
“it was an accident. she didn't mean to.”
“you spent $400 on pants?”
“i hope i have arrived in time to join the festivities.”
“it was a joint effort.”
“did you eat those seeds yourself?”
“i never grow tired of it. i watch it again and again and again.”
“how do you know my name?”
“sorry, what was your question?”
“little bit of snow for your ski trip.”
“oh my god, i'm hideous!”
hello lovelies ! would you all strangle me if i cleared out my drafts & started fresh ? i'm officially done moving in & getting everything settled. so i'm wanting to hop on here again. but i think i'll be clearing everything out. potential exceptions for things that have been plotted / reach out to me !
LADY BIRD: STARTERS
a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from the 2017 film Lady Bird. change & alter as needed.
"I wish I could live through something."
"Okay, fine, yours is the worst life of all. You win."
"You should just go to city college, with your work ethic. City college, and then to jail, and then back to city college. Maybe you'd learn how to pull yourself up and not expect everyone to do everything for you."
"You have a performative streak, I think."
"Everyone who auditioned got in. The part I got was basically me not getting in."
"That's something rich people do. We are not rich people."
"Oh, yeah, I remember you! You were wearing that dress."
"I just don't get why I'm not good at math. My dad is really good at math."
"Have you ever been out of the country?"
"Why do you care what I do to my clothes?"
"My mom is always mad. It doesn't matter if I get home late. She'd be mad at me anyway."
"I think we're done with the learning portion of high school."
"I think [name] wants to make an entrance. She's mad we don't have a spiral staircase."
"What the hell is in that duffel bag?!"
"How do you know when it's working?"
"Your mom was really sad you weren't here tonight for Thanksgiving."
"Do you need money for the applications? Because I can help with that, too."
"I'm not paying you to flirt!"
"Yeah, sex is not a big deal. It's just that my mom called during it."
"Don't worry. I'm not gonna snitch on you."
"The government didn't have to put tracking devices on us. We bought them and put them on ourselves."
"You are actually fucking evil. What is wrong with you?"
"When do you think is a normal time to have sex?"
"Being successful doesn't mean anything in and of itself. It just means that you're successful."
"You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention, can you?"
"Yeah, well, you know your mom's tits? They're fake. Totally fake."
"Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong."
"You give me a number for how much it cost to raise me, and I'm going to get older and make a lot of money, and write you a check for what I owe you, so that I never have to speak to you again."
"I don't even sort of understand why somebody would lie about that."
"You're going to have so much un-special sex in your life."
"Don't you think maybe they're the same thing? Love and attention?"
"I just wish... I wish that you liked me."
"I want you to be the very best version of yourself you can be."
"You aren't going to get in the car with a guy who honks, are you?"
"I'm just crying. Some people aren't built happy, you know?"
"I'm going to miss the fuck out of you."
"Please, [name], please, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I appreciate everything you've done for me."
"I wanted to tell you, but we weren't really talking when it happened."
❛ ¡ princesita hermosa ! do papi a favor & get me another drink , hm ? kitty’s getting repaired. again. some pendejo broke her. ❜ ( it’s him – he’s the pendejo that broke her. )
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