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{DISCLAIMER!!! THIS IS THE INVERTED VERSION OF @p1per-will-kill-you 's INTRO. ACTUAL INTRO IS BENEATH THE CUT, PLS READ IT, THIS PART IS A SHITPOST. DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING SAID HERE SERIOUSLY.}

Also shameless plug, go follow my main: @coffee--spill

My name is pipes. Only moots get to call me piper.

Pfp is NOT from this Picrew (it is)

Banner credits do NOT to @ninjagood4 (they do)

I'm (not) Indian, I identify as pansexual aromantic, pronouns he/his/him, not a minor but I'm clean minded so sfw? 

Don't send me porn, {I'm not inverting this part I'm too scared.}

Piper's blog:

@p1per-will-kill-you

Go check her out she's awesome

Kailor >>> GreenFlame {mod here- idk what either of those words mean}

Fandoms I dislike:

Lego: Ninjago, EPIC: the musical, Percy Jackson, Heroes Of Olympus, Harry Potter, Trials Of Apollo, Carmen Sandiego, Spider-verse, The InBESTigators, Erin & Aaron, Hilda, Hazbin Hotel, SlayyPoint, AyyTeam

Music I don't listen to:

Nothing as long as it's not Imagine Dragons or John Micheal Howell. Or Hazbin Hotel and Epic: the musical.

(credit to @p1per-will-kill-you )

Mod info: 

OK hello my name is Pipes or Piper over here ig, but on my main @coffee--spill it's Diya! I am Indian and this is my side blog, so go follow my main one.

I AM A MINOR. 

I fucking adore Epic the musical, ToA, pjo and HoO, it kinda pained me to invert it for this but I'm committed to the bit 

Ive watched Hazbin Hotel too, though I'm not as active in that fandom

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

it is with great sadness that i can no longer follow any more of you. i wanted to do it at 444 but was unable to. there will be one rule to this. if i can somehow get EVERY OFFICALVERES NULLVERES OFFICIALVERES AND GASTATIONVERES PIPERVERSE ECT TO FOLLOW ME. ILL FOLLOW ALL OF YOU BACK. YOU HAVE ONE YEAR FOR ME TO FOLLOW 4444 PEOPLE

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

PIPERVERSE MENTIONED

We need more members and lore

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

FUCK YEAH PIPERVERSE MENTIONED!!!

-Piper

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

Us

Whys it sideways

-Piper

I'M SO FUCKING AWESOME. I CAN FLY. LET'S GO. IMMA PUT THIS IN THE INTRO

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

Really shitty banner design yay

WHY ON EARTH IS IT UPSIDE DOWN VRO

-Piper

HELPP OMFG TYSM THO

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@shenanigan42 @thatchaoticbookworm @p1per-will-not-kill-you @dramaticinlyf

I JUST REALISED

WE NEVER YEETED NEWTON OFF THAT CLIFF

WE JUST LEFT HIM BURNING

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

SHIT I THINK IT STARTED RAINING ARE WE SURE HES DEAD?

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@thatchaoticbookworm @dramaticinlyf @shenanigan42 WE NEED TO YEET HIM RN

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

WHERES THE NEAREST CLIFF??

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

SOMEONE START PLAYING JUST A MAN WHILE I YEET HIM

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

RADIOS NOT WORKING ILL JS SING

(in a horribly pitchy voice)

Im JuSt a mAnNnnn~

WHos tRyIng tO gO hOmEeee

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

*bobs head along to the beat* noice

Yeesh this guy is heavyyyy

*picks up* *uses skinny arms to hold* *positions at edge of cliff* goodbye Newton

YEET

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

* Since gravity hasn't been discovered yet, newton just awkwardly hovers there *

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

damn laws of physics

*I jump onto hovering Newton to weigh him down so he drops* GET DOWN IDIOT

*we both freefall to the bottom of the cliff*

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

(yelling down the cliff) did you kill him?

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

*yells up from the bottom of the cliff* YESSSSSS

AND I BROKE MY LEFT LEG BUT ITS OK CUZ GRAVITY IS NOT A THING ANYMORE >:D

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

HOW DOES THAT MAKE IT OK THAT YOUVE BROKEN YOUR LEG??

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

fym "u.p. Mafia network" there's no Mafia network where I live

-Pipes

[err-404-not-found]

Ehhh unless you live in a village there’s probably mafia network

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

i live in the damn most popular area vro

Ever been to Noida ToT

There's no Mafia and I've been living here for 12 years so

-Pipes

[err-404-not-found]

QtQ what if *you’re* secretly the mafia network and that’s why you’ve never heard of one

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

IM A MIDDLE SCHOOLER

MY PARENTS ARE COMPLETELY NORMAL BY INDIAN STANDARDS

I mean sureeee my dad has a really cool job but STILL

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

Wdym rlly cool job DROP THE LORE

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

ny daddio works at fucking Air India bitchez

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

THATS RLLY COOL ACC

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

fym "u.p. Mafia network" there's no Mafia network where I live

-Pipes

[err-404-not-found]

Ehhh unless you live in a village there’s probably mafia network

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

i live in the damn most popular area vro

Ever been to Noida ToT

There's no Mafia and I've been living here for 12 years so

-Pipes

[err-404-not-found]

QtQ what if *you’re* secretly the mafia network and that’s why you’ve never heard of one

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

IM A MIDDLE SCHOOLER

MY PARENTS ARE COMPLETELY NORMAL BY INDIAN STANDARDS

I mean sureeee my dad has a really cool job but STILL

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

Wdym rlly cool job DROP THE LORE

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@shenanigan42 @thatchaoticbookworm @p1per-will-not-kill-you @dramaticinlyf

I JUST REALISED

WE NEVER YEETED NEWTON OFF THAT CLIFF

WE JUST LEFT HIM BURNING

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

SHIT I THINK IT STARTED RAINING ARE WE SURE HES DEAD?

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@thatchaoticbookworm @dramaticinlyf @shenanigan42 WE NEED TO YEET HIM RN

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

WHERES THE NEAREST CLIFF??

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

SOMEONE START PLAYING JUST A MAN WHILE I YEET HIM

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

RADIOS NOT WORKING ILL JS SING

(in a horribly pitchy voice)

Im JuSt a mAnNnnn~

WHos tRyIng tO gO hOmEeee

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

*bobs head along to the beat* noice

Yeesh this guy is heavyyyy

*picks up* *uses skinny arms to hold* *positions at edge of cliff* goodbye Newton

YEET

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

* Since gravity hasn't been discovered yet, newton just awkwardly hovers there *

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

damn laws of physics

*I jump onto hovering Newton to weigh him down so he drops* GET DOWN IDIOT

*we both freefall to the bottom of the cliff*

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

(yelling down the cliff) did you kill him?

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@shenanigan42 @thatchaoticbookworm @p1per-will-not-kill-you @dramaticinlyf

I JUST REALISED

WE NEVER YEETED NEWTON OFF THAT CLIFF

WE JUST LEFT HIM BURNING

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

SHIT I THINK IT STARTED RAINING ARE WE SURE HES DEAD?

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@thatchaoticbookworm @dramaticinlyf @shenanigan42 WE NEED TO YEET HIM RN

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

WHERES THE NEAREST CLIFF??

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

SOMEONE START PLAYING JUST A MAN WHILE I YEET HIM

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

RADIOS NOT WORKING ILL JS SING

(in a horribly pitchy voice)

Im JuSt a mAnNnnn~

WHos tRyIng tO gO hOmEeee

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

*bobs head along to the beat* noice

Yeesh this guy is heavyyyy

*picks up* *uses skinny arms to hold* *positions at edge of cliff* goodbye Newton

YEET

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

* Since gravity hasn't been discovered yet, newton just awkwardly hovers there *

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@shenanigan42 @thatchaoticbookworm @p1per-will-not-kill-you @dramaticinlyf

I JUST REALISED

WE NEVER YEETED NEWTON OFF THAT CLIFF

WE JUST LEFT HIM BURNING

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

SHIT I THINK IT STARTED RAINING ARE WE SURE HES DEAD?

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@thatchaoticbookworm @dramaticinlyf @shenanigan42 WE NEED TO YEET HIM RN

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

WHERES THE NEAREST CLIFF??

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

SOMEONE START PLAYING JUST A MAN WHILE I YEET HIM

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

RADIOS NOT WORKING ILL JS SING

(in a horribly pitchy voice)

Im JuSt a mAnNnnn~

WHos tRyIng tO gO hOmEeee

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@shenanigan42 @thatchaoticbookworm @p1per-will-not-kill-you @dramaticinlyf

I JUST REALISED

WE NEVER YEETED NEWTON OFF THAT CLIFF

WE JUST LEFT HIM BURNING

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

SHIT I THINK IT STARTED RAINING ARE WE SURE HES DEAD?

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@thatchaoticbookworm @dramaticinlyf @shenanigan42 WE NEED TO YEET HIM RN

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

WHERES THE NEAREST CLIFF??

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@shenanigan42 @thatchaoticbookworm @p1per-will-not-kill-you @dramaticinlyf

I JUST REALISED

WE NEVER YEETED NEWTON OFF THAT CLIFF

WE JUST LEFT HIM BURNING

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

SHIT I THINK IT STARTED RAINING ARE WE SURE HES DEAD?

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

More sneak peak

@p1per-will-not-kill-you full version ig

sorry for giving you ragged jeans

I thought they were gonna turn out cool but uhhh

*insert better art skills*

Also ALSO your feet are kinda dissolving like becuz they're floating

U can fly

I hc it

So like you can fly ghost style

That's all I get for now lemme finish this rq

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

Gna awkwardly crop this and put it in my banner (eventually, when I'm not studying)

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

if u want a banner of urslef I can make a better one!

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

Ooh if you want to id love that! (No pressure)

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

More sneak peak

@p1per-will-not-kill-you full version ig

sorry for giving you ragged jeans

I thought they were gonna turn out cool but uhhh

*insert better art skills*

Also ALSO your feet are kinda dissolving like becuz they're floating

U can fly

I hc it

So like you can fly ghost style

That's all I get for now lemme finish this rq

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

Gna awkwardly crop this and put it in my banner (eventually, when I'm not studying)

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

sneak peak for the 50 follower special

@p1per-will-not-kill-you this is how u look like btw in this

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

GUYS IT'S ME

And I can FLY

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

this time I'm actually making a 50 follower special so fuck you

Hint: it's a drawing

Hint 2: it features me and @p1per-will-not-kill-you

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

I'M GOING TO BE IN A DRAWING???

- Piper

[shenanigan42]

i have Beef with gravity

it sucks

@thatchaoticbookworm can we throw isaac off a cliff please :>

please please please please please please

[thatchaoticbookworm]

YESS or better yet A BLACK HOLE

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

Can I build the Time Machine for y'all? :3

-Pipes

[thatchaoticbookworm]

please do :DD

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

I'm too Middle School to understand this 🥀🥀🥀

Can we js use Obvious Plot Convenience to say that the time machine js randomly spawned out of thin air and now we're in it

-Pipes

[thatchaoticbookworm]

yesss i'll be studying all this quantum physics stuff this year (kill me T-T) but Obvioud Plot Convenience absolutely works!! :DD we're in @shenanigan42

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

we got the time machine fellas

@p1per-will-not-kill-you it js spawned in I swear

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

Great! How does it work why is there a calculator

Also this looks nothing like the design Pipes U better not be scamming us

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

im not scamming this is legit it actually works

Obvious Plot Convenience so it js spawned in

anyways LESSGOOOOO

Shit does anybody even know when Issac Newton was born

-Pipes

@thatchaoticbookworm @p1per-will-not-kill-you @shenanigan42

[thatchaoticbookworm]

uhhh im pretty sure its AD lemme google

1643 >:D

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

*Mario voice* LETS A GOOOOOO

1643 it is!

*we arrive in 1643 and crash into a Victorian buliding* holy fuck

-Pipes

[shenanigan42]

aw frick aw frick aw frick

i really want apples do yall feel like going to an apple orchard.

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

ok sure whatever ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

Can we get mcdonalds

- Piper

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

HOW DO WE GET MCDONALD'S IN 1643-

Oh right time machine

Ok sure whatever ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

@shenanigan42 @thatchaoticbookworm

-Pipes

[shenanigan42]

yeah let's do mcds please

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

yes *we walk into a McDonald's*

Sir I would like a happy meal please

@p1per-will-not-kill-you @shenanigan42 @thatchaoticbookworm what do u guys want

-Pipes

[thatchaoticbookworm]

mcflurries :DD

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

@p1per-will-not-kill-you you can share my happy meal because we need to hurry up

*we all sit down and ✨ obvious plot convenience ✨ so we all aren't hungry anymore and we paid for it... Somehow (we broke af)*

Ok yes so uhh now does anybofy know where Issac lives

-Pipes

@thatchaoticbookworm @shenanigan42 @p1per-will-not-kill-you

[thatchaoticbookworm]

i think we should look in the apple orchard >:))

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

we ARE at the apple orchard and we were sneaking upon mr Issac gravity Newton

Ok heres da plan >:D

As soon as the apple falls down, we shall like try to not let it bonk Newton on ze head

-Pipes

[thatchaoticbookworm]

...fruit nets? i think my grandma has some :))

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

we r now chucking Newton off into a canyon. At @dramaticinlyf 's proposal, we should commit arson before doing so.

...

Let's burn ourselves a nice Newton, guys.

-Pipes

[thatchaoticbookworm]

a very nice Newton burning to all of you!! :DD @shenanigan42 does this count as partaking in the sacred rituals of Shayism?

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

yknow what let's leave Newton to burn in hell while we all have some sleep (srsly it's 9:30 smth pm)

@dramaticinlyf @shenanigan42 @thatchaoticbookworm

-Pipes

[dramaticinlyf-deactivated202604]

i dont think @shenanigan42 is gonna be sleeping any time soon T0T

shay gl with ur exammmm :333

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

we still fall asleep to let Newton roast a lil bit

Can't chuck a half cooked man off the canyon amirite

Anyways obvious plot convenience so

-Pipes

[p1per-will-not-kill-you]

Goodnighttt I hope the bonfire of Newton keeps u warm

- Piper