imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason
imagine praying to God and going to church

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imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason
imagine praying to God and going to church
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The Signs as Dirty Pick Up Lines
Aries: My dick just died. Mind if I buried it in your ass?
Taurus: If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
Gemini: I’m leaving this place… Want to cum?
Cancer: Would you like try an Australian kiss? It’s just like a French kiss, but down under
Leo: I like every bone in your body, especially mine
Virgo: My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Libra: That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!
Scorpio: If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could i visit between the holidays?
Sagittarius: You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
Capricorn: The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Aquarius: I’ve got a booboo on my *points down* ): Will you kiss it and make it better?
Pisces: I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight
The Signs as Dirty Pick Up Lines
Aries: My dick just died. Mind if I buried it in your ass?
Taurus: If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
Gemini: I’m leaving this place… Want to cum?
Cancer: Would you like try an Australian kiss? It’s just like a French kiss, but down under
Leo: I like every bone in your body, especially mine
Virgo: My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Libra: That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!
Scorpio: If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could i visit between the holidays?
Sagittarius: You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
Capricorn: The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Aquarius: I’ve got a booboo on my *points down* ): Will you kiss it and make it better?
Pisces: I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight
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The Signs as Dirty Pick Up Lines
Aries: My dick just died. Mind if I buried it in your ass?
Taurus: If it’s true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
Gemini: I’m leaving this place… Want to cum?
Cancer: Would you like try an Australian kiss? It’s just like a French kiss, but down under
Leo: I like every bone in your body, especially mine
Virgo: My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Libra: That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!
Scorpio: If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could i visit between the holidays?
Sagittarius: You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
Capricorn: The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Aquarius: I’ve got a booboo on my *points down* ): Will you kiss it and make it better?
Pisces: I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight
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