PabLets: ¡¡No tiene sentido, señora!!

Welcome aboard "It makes no sense, Ma'am!". We am an elusive and slender biologist during the day and a sadistic and deformed linguist during the night. Soymos un escurridizo y esbelto biólogo por el día y una lingüista sádica y amorfa durante la noche. Nuestro otro tumblr:

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[officialcrow]

they beat jesus with that

[kronkk]

happy good friday

[grav3yardgirl]

i haven't been here since (checks notes) 2018... is anyone still here??

i miss tumblr

[pablets]

Habrá comeback, verás tú.

[everythingfox]

Time to flip over the sausages

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[pablets]

Staying alive 💜 Feliz orgullo.

Asexualidad: el sexo, ¿deseo o necesidad fisiológica?

En las últimas semanas circulan en redes sociales mensajes que aseguran que el sexo es una necesidad fisiológica básica y que el ser humano

[patrocles]

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

[dickslapthestate]

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

[nsomniacsdream]

Have a nice day!

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir-deactivated2019090]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[wunderlass]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

[theresoneofyou]

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

[hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201]

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

[darkestelemental616]

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

[stephendann]

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before

(via @tchallabread)

[copperbadge]

Reblogging purely for Crossterfuck. 

[animentality]

[ruinedchildhood]

[chaogongoozles]

Sharing this for everyone who stumbles on this post!! Please be safe y'all, def use gloves, mask, and make sure to have good ventilation! Always check the ingredients of your cleaning products before using them together! Please share this so more folks are aware, they literally don't be teaching us important stuff like this to prepare for the Adult World™

[viralthings]

“If I had a super power, it would be to fly. I would tell other children from around the world to come and play with me and my sisters, and to drink tea together!” – Mohamad, a Syrian refugee in Lebanon

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already

[purpleheartjam]

WOW someone give this man a small loan of 1 million dollars to make a movie that will kill us all

[fantabulisticity]

YES!

[nevver]

Head in ruins, Tania Font (because)

[eellvvii]

[brucesterling]

[littleplasticspaceship]

Eat the rich.

[dandyads]

Durex, 2002 (UK)

[68008]

Pikmin 5 looks insane

[akippie]

[four-for-fidelity]

has this been done yet?

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

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