Elmo Lusk

Nunca supe cómo se escribe. No quiero trabajar

[thegenderal]

[snapscube]

Your honest opinion on pigeons

my honest opigeonion?

[foreveriallyzombified]

[wormweb]

This is why accessibilityis so important.

[foreveriallyzombified]

To everyone saying they recognize the program this was made in and thinks this was an architectural software — NO IT WASN’T. This is a player wearing an orca avatar in an MMO at a public humiliation/exposure fetish place and as soon as the orca entered that place he found it was a bunch of real life photographs of old guys bending over and exposing their assholes. After staring at a certain German guy’s picture for too long the guy in the picture noticed this (he was zoomed in) and messaged the orca some shit like “does Sir like what he sees?” “the slave thanks you for looking.” the orca didn’t have the social skills to handle this, tried to be polite, panicked, tried to turn around but since the avatar is so big it was like the Austin Powers truck driving scene and every way he turned he saw more babyboomer asshole. how do i know this? that orca, was me

[todaysbird]

it’s crazy how much diversity there can be in one species…these are all pictures of the same bird species (red-tailed hawk)

[todaysbird]

what they all have in common:

[misssquirrel]

The look of annoyance and utter disdain at the human exposing their wing pit.

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Yes.

[weirdnaturalscience]

UNHAND ME FEATHERLESS BIPED

[thecollectibles]

Art by Hinano

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[reblogsnotlikes]

What the fuck is that

[lizardsister]

[marlynnofmany]

Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

[marlynnofmany]

Kitty has an exclamation-point tail because of all the attention

[weaver-z]

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

[weaver-z]

[ramblingcj]

I saw the video and thought "that guy looks like Jack Black", then I scrolled down to read that. Yup, sure was Jack Black. Also yes, the above is actually true, his mother Judith Love Cohen did indeed help create the abort-guidance system that rescued the Apollo 13 astronauts.

[5bi5]

Wait does this mean people are unfamiliar with this iconic post

[sabertoothwalrus]

underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

[bigmeatpete69420]

This to me is the cats equivalent of when I kisses the forehead

[anomalygal]

one thing about me is that I will abuse the quick reblog function on mobile

[chirmartir]

Ch🧐

[rpmaniac]

Literally how they did it in the original movies

[cheese-elite]

When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

[unatkozorobotok]

[kazoo-goddess]

[cloverture]

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

[cloverture]

lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history

[lordpudi]

[emiliascorner]

[drinkingisgoodforyou]

[thealmightylandlady]

This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL

[lyrslair]

I feel like this could be useful for trying to slowly pull yourself away from your depression music to something more uplifting without it being jarring…

[fenmere]

Link above is broken, so here:

[yokowan]

a watched pot never boils so i'm just alternating between looking at and away from this pot so i can edge it

[yokowan]

sorry. i really need to think before i post. i'm so sorry.

[yokowan]

you're all trying to kill me

[ephemeralhorror]

[caats]

[epilepticsaints]

[if-you-see-gay-me]

[magnetictapedatastorage]

[heatandapathy]

Needs the last part

[captainscarletsc]

[scoundrellyfeline]

@heatandapathy you forgot the best part