soft-baked melancholia

vanz / 30s / lesbian / occasionally gross/ ao3

[patrocles]

vanz. floridian against my will. passionate about mountain dew baja blast and malick films, chronically boring with the demeanor of a senior citizen confirmed bachelor. im mixed race

i make gifs

i write fics

i have a face

[patrocles]

nephew has gotten very into wwe wrestling but not to imitate stunts. he’s very invested in the interpersonal drama and high emotional stakes. a true son of the House of Patrocles

[patrocles]

craving a cold shrimp salad sooo bad

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

[valtsv]

i would #thrive in an arctic penal colony

[greelin]

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

[doubleplaidinum]

sometimes you sit and then you wonder what mike richards and nolan patrick are doing right now and then you go on with your day

[patrocles]

let mike richard finally become formally employed by the flyers when his la kings checks stop depositing and that bald demon tocchet has some real competition for zegras hole

[allthespoons]

the thing about mike richards is. he's hot. he's still hot.

[allthespoons]

okay well i'm going to be honest it's sort of hard to find a picture that proves this that doesn't involve a fish so you either get it or you don't

[certified-silly-guy]

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.

[narutwitter]

[patrocles]

park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me. park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me. park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me. park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me. park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me. park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me.

[kyuka-bse]

[fuckyeahhockeyboys]

[patrocles]

(via maxz-b, fuckyeahhockeyboys)

[patrocles]

if i was tech savy i would make a cyber deck in a medieval leather bound book

[patrocles]

cussed out a group of teens bc its 9pm and instead of playing football in the giant open field of our complex they want to play in the space between my building and the next and they keep hitting my window and being louder than fuck when tristan is trying to sleep

[patrocles]

tk was playing the draft class of 2015 long game