i am pablo

i am a fucking lizard why do i have a blog

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Pablo July 2014-September 2015

today we discovered that pablo had passed away. over the past week & a half, he had stopped eating as much and began to get thinner and thinner, no matter how much we tried. he will be missed.

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Ok umm how old are you?

one year

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Why did ur dad name u pablo

probably after the artist. but why. i’m a lizard i don’t care about fine arts

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keep asking questions pls

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falloutboy i'm more famous than you and i'm a lizard

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Ok question... If you were stranded on an island with two other lizards and u only had a knife and a library card for some reason, what would you do ???? Also u r hungry and those lizardss look p tasty baking in the sun

i would use the knife as a reflective object to cause a fire for warmth and cooking, and would also use it to murder the other lizards for food, using their skin to craft a boat/raft to sail myself to safety. library card to check out books on how to cook lizard because now i'm apparently a cannibal

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How much do you eat every day?

lol i'm a lizard i can't measure

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q&a guys

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i am a famous lizard

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why was i named after some crotchety old painter i am a lizard i do not care about fine arts

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i am the Ultimate Lizard

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am i famous now

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Pablo love me

*loves you*

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this is 911 state your emergency

[apocalypseteens-deactivated2013]

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

[shadow-pop]

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

[medusamantha]

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

[mcsprinkles]

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

[alltailnolegs]

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

[mortimus-maximus]

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

[flygex-eatin-on-softies]

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

[hootaloodle]

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

[hootaloodle]

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

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this bitch leave me for church and not feed me who does he think he is i am pablo the lizard bow down to me foul human

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i'm back bitches

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mAGIC

i will make note of this