McSprinkles

Shark skin is smooth from all directions and at all times.

[memewhore]

[wearemage]

I might have been gone for a while, but I see some Tumblr classics are still in service.

Good... Good.

[guerrillatech]

[kristonkwastaken]

Brian deserved it. Free Luigi. <3

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

LUIGI DIDN'T FUCKING DO IT. YOU SHOULD SYMPATHIZE WITH LUIGI FOR BEING AN INNOCENT MAN FRAMED BECAUSE OF THE NEED FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF. BRO IS OUT HERE DEFENDING HIS INNOCENCE AND YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS INSIST ON GOING "yeah dude we love this guilty guilty totally guilty guy who totally did everything that's being pinned on him he did it he's guilty that's why we love him" WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[catbountry]

Luigi is innocent until proven guilty and it is completely believable to me that the NYPD, which is notoriously corrupt, would go out of their way to frame an innocent man who had completely understandable grievances with the broken healthcare system and punish that man to make an example to anyone who dared find him sympathetic to protect the bloodthirsty, soulless ghouls and oligarchs that run this country.

That being said, whether or not he did do it... I think he should be given a medal and a trophy and free pizza and beer for life regardless.

Free my mans, he ain't done nothin' wrong.

[kabaks]

every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

[kabaks]

she’s so fucking funny

[laughy-sapphy-blog]

“Didn’t you try to kill him?”

“The greatest thing we can do in life…”

“…is find the power to forgive.”

[emptyportrait]

[letterful]

[plasticearring]

[towerofglass]

[tredekim]

[kazisonline]

All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God

Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience

[lis-alis]

i was giggling the whole time drawing this

[terramythos]

So when I was in middle school and realized I'm not straight I remember feeling so alienated in public discourse because gay people were treated as a culture war talking point. and we would have literal school assignment debates in class on whether people like me should have rights. Very few people Knew this about me outside a couple friends but it felt like gay people were treated as a theoretical concept and not actual living human beings who could be sitting in the room while non gay people discussed if they should be allowed to live. I would go online and see such undisguised virtriol about people like me-- even 'allies' seemed to treat me as a Concept or Political Ideology instead of a person. It's such a bizarre feeling, but as the years went by at least people seemed to see me as a human being who could exist and maybe be in the room while talking about this kind of stuff. The feeling of being An Ambiguously Real But Conceptual Forcibly Politicized Entity slowly went away. So it is nostalgic in the absolute worst fucking way possible to be trans right now and feeling the exact same thing I felt back then.

[memewhore]

[ihavenohotcocoa]

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

[catgirlanarchist]

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

[riottttttttttt]

[catgirl-kaiju]

confident in my decision to leave my lemon tree unattended

[windup-angel]

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

[droughtofapathy]

[misandrynistic]

[retr0scum]

Do you fucking mind

[foone]

I'm surprised I haven't seen this on Tumblr yet.

Ten years of having to do it to 'em.

[too-cool-for-facebook]

[valmillion]

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

[honeylemony]

Rough out there for bisexual Alex

[valmillion]

i will destroy Alex.

[anphivenas]

straight men are on something else