Moosetaches

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via aceper)

[foggyy]

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

[bob-belcher]

[padam00se]

Person A (sounding like a 12 yo): I know who you like.

Person B: ...

Person A (whispering): Me...

Person B: We're fucking married. Yesterday was our 10th anniversary.

Person A (still whispering): I knew it!

[thingstolovefor]

An example of someone acknowledging their white privilege and using it to help. #Love it!

[lamerialove]

THIS IS HOW YOU’RE AN ALLY!!!!

[slutyvirgo-deactivated20161109]

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

[softwaring]

The moon hangs over the Sol Duc River and warmly lit trees at this popular fishing spot along the river.

Trevor Anderson

[bananatwinky]

[butt-berry]

Me in the club

[dakunart]

[hwun]

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

when some1 u love txts u

[phobias]

but mom these tears moisturise my face

[yankee-doodle-danger]

the american high school experience

million-dollar gyms but bathroom stalls with no doors

speaking of bathrooms, shit sayings on the walls, mostly along the lines of “fuck this shit”

stressed out anxiety-prone teens running on 3 hours of sleep and a shit ton of coffee

the Pacer

teachers saying “this isn’t middle school anymore”

broken air conditioning 

classrooms that either feel like the arctic tundra or the pits of hell

“wikipedia isn’t a reliable source”

a shit ton of standardized tests

“if someone dies during the final, everyone gets an A, so who’s gonna take one for the team?”

“if the teacher is fifteen minutes late we can leave.”

jeopardy

quizlet

the cha-cha slide

“mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[ravenclue]