The All American meltdown

I'm basically a firework in a garbage can. This blog is completely friendly and anyone who can stand my trash-ness is welcome.

[catcrumb]

[vintar]

there's this one gay porn studio i'm subscribed to email updates for just because i am never prepared for what each email contains

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[tadpole-art]

Landscaping

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[vahlance]

What kind of problems do you think that gun could create

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[melonsharks]

promise???? 😳😳😳

[burntundertones]

[alienatedartt]

atlas

[rockets]

Grace having a very Eridian time of his life.

(I also have this up on my etsy! <3)

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

[communistkenobi]

happy 9 years to the Down With Cis bus!

[fiollaigean]

happy ten years to the Down With Cis bus!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[uwontrememberme]

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

[marisatomay]

The thing about grief is that if you are vocally honest about how it feels you sound like someone about to be involuntarily committed

[yankee-doodle-danger]

i hope you're doing okay, it doesn't get easier but it does get better

[ravenclaw-timelord]

Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter (2026)

[bigbigtruck]

this accuracy of this bit fucking bodied me as someone who is/has been both.

[roxaro]

"who's your blorbo?" is singular? in this economy?? I don't know how y'all are doing it, but it costs me 6 blorbos minimum just to get through the fucking day. due to inflation. :(