I open tumblr. I scroll for a bit until I reach a sexiest character poll.
In the notes I see a DnDads fan say they're voting against Glenn "on principle" because he's not their favourite dad.
I look directly into the camera, and the audience at home knows I am attracted almost exclusively to men 6' tall and over with the build and body hair to survive the harsh winter. But I'm voting for Glenn. Because it's what we do.
I close tumblr.












