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today is my 1 year anniversary of this blog. though now I only rp through text and skype...mainly lmao
209th Icon/Gif in your folder is your muse watching the person they love walk out on them.
bitchshark:
I fucking did it! Eat my shit! - Said Calvin as he finished climbing up a tree and away from the shark.
   Yanno, climbing up that tree and ripping that dog to shredsâŠ.that wasnât a bad idea at all, honestly. Free meal, anger managementâŠitâs like killing two birds with one stone!Â
homeward-bound-mutts:
A few scarce coughs came from the exhausted dog as he slumped against a tree branch, all four paws hanging off their respective sides of his body and that side of the branch. Stupid fucking fish. He hated the ocean. ââŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠNow what do I do?â
   âStop fuckinâ hanginâ âroundâere, go thâ fuck home, do somethinâ!! Dogs donât got no damn place downâere!!âÂ
   Ryota, please. Youâre not from this sea either, youâre from a sea people still donât know is real. The people of the Great Blue Sea werenât too keen on learning about other seas, at least most werenât, anyway...
âEither get on goinâ or Iâll get ya fuckinâ goinâ!! Yâ hear me-?!â
   Great first impression!
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name: Ryota / Old
alias ( nicknames ): Dorkota, garbage gender: Shark age: 45 date of birth: August 5th spoken languages: Sinhala (Sri Lanka), Japanese [however I obviously write in English..] romantic preference: Demi/Panromantic sexual preference: Demi/Pansexual occupation: Waste of space in Gray Verse criminal record: Betrayed his fucking sorcerer because he never got help with mental illnesses, countless theft and assault charges disorders: Depression, social anxiety, BPD, and PTSD in Gray verse eye color: Gray hair color: Grayish black height: 6âČ1âł scars: Too many oh dear god burns: N/A overweight: In Blue verse, yes underweight: In Gray verse, yes color: Black and gray song: Mess - Get Scared or Scars - Papa Roach, or even Three Days Graceâs entire discography food: Seals drink: COFFEE candy: oh hell had sex: YEAH had sex in public: Probably gotten pregnant: Yeap kissed a boy:  Nope. Meikaiâs not a boy kissed a girl: Nope. Meikaiâs not a girl gotten tattoos: One night when he and his navy buddies were drunk... gotten piercings: No smoked / drank / done drugs: No, yes, yes had a broken heart: ..Not really been in love: Yeeessss needed surgery: No, if something happens Meikai either fixes him or the magicians at the hospital take care of it stayed up for more than 24 hours: Yeah a virgin: Looks at his children a cuddler: YEAH a kisser: YEAH scared easily: In Red and Gray verses yes jealous easily: LMAO YEAH single: Blue - No. Red - Yes. Gray - No. Timeline Jumper- Yes. Wanderer- Yes. in a relationship: Blue- Yes considered mean: Yep harmed themselves: Yeah thought of suicide: Yeah attempted suicide: Yeah wanted to kill someone: Yes, and he obviously has.
I fucking did it! Eat my shit! - Said Calvin as he finished climbing up a tree and away from the shark.
   Yanno, climbing up that tree and ripping that dog to shredsâŠ.that wasnât a bad idea at all, honestly. Free meal, anger managementâŠitâs like killing two birds with one stone!Â
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âAre you ready for Freddy?â âGit gud.â âInhale my dong, enragement child.â âInhale my dong enragement BITCH.â âIâm going to punch the fuck out of this door until it opens.â âThis is where they keep the cakes, but itâs also where I praised the Dark Lord Satanâ âCome with me you yiffy piece of shitâ.â âEat my hot bird ass.â âI cannot go into the womenâs bathroom- this would forsake my masculinity.â âMy fucking head is gone.â âUse one of the spares, you piece of shit.â âHereâs your fucking head, you insufferable piece of garbage.â âEngage the camera, motherfucker.â âI fucking did it- eat my shit.â âThank fuck.â âFuck my life.â âNo puppet man thatâs illegal.â âEngage the stick motherfuckerâ âPlease buy me an esoteric sex toyâŠâ
paenitetcaetus:
little-cinnamonster:
That carelessly happy little skipping that Crea had been doing stops abruptly, those strangely-pupiled eyes staring at the shark man with a look of incredulity. It looked as if sheâd been stricken, or saw a murder, judging by how her mouth hung open.
With an audible snap sound that canât possibly be healthy or natural the patchwork girlâs arm raises, jabbing a condemning finger at the shark man as if casting a judgement brought down by a higher power for heinous accusations.
âYou said a word daddy said is an awful awful word! If I said that word daddy would have sewn my mouth closed!â
Maybe a bit of exaggeration but still! That word was one that Daddy said to never say and that no one should say around her!
"Well I ain't yer damn dad!! I don' fuckin' care what'e does, an' you weren't th' one that said it anyway!! Gahh-!"
   He was right about at least one thing, but... Ryota, come on, you had kids of your own, you should know not to leave terrible impressions on youngsters... but you are anyway, because as you said you don't care. What a shame, it was as if he was turning into the cursed 'baby boomer' rude old person type he swore he never was or would be. It..wasn't quite his fault, though the situation that caused the rapid decline of his mental health was.
   That all being stated though, this girl seemed as if she was only a few...units of time younger than his daughter-in-law...perhaps Meikai knew her father long ago, he did know just about everyone. Ryota never cared to or had the capacity to talk to new people.. Even in his current state, he was sure if this girl's dad decided to try anything with him he'd floor him in a couple seconds.
          (He's probably wrong about that.)
in a few weeks i will have had this blog for a year
i guess you could say itâs
an OLD blog...................................
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more screaming bc im bored as hell
little-cinnamonster:
If curiosity had a sound, Crea would probably be making it right now. Land shark! Was it a shark? Was it a costume?
Oh. Nevermind, curiosity does have a sound. A very high pitched squealing sound, which she was currently making, while trotting after with her arms swinging.
âHey, Mr. Land Shark, are you real? Is that a costume? Whatâs wrong with your eye? How do you wear hats? What do you taste like? How do you breathe?â
   Jeeeesus. Youâd think he would have learned by now not to even look at things if he didnât want to be bothered. Nah, every little noise had to have his attention....That was just another thing his experiences in the Red Sea blessed him with, being hypersensitive to every little noise that could possibly be made!Â
   OH, and donât forget things suddenly coming at him! Oh, that definitely freaked him out! It was just a kid who didnât know any better, but sTILL! Ryota just backed the hell on up, eyes wide open and staring holes through the little girl as if she was some monster...Â
âF-fuckinâ stop!! Shut up, goddamn it, stop!! Ghhh--â
   Sheâs a damn kid, Ryota. Chill.
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little-cinnamonster:
âShark, I saw a shark! Land sharks! Daddy didnât tell me sharks can leave the water, does this mean Iâm not safe even on land?â
   Takes a single look at the kid, then keeps walking. Same shit, different day...
n thats my only reply tonight cause i got my hand slammed under a couch at work and it Hurts goodnight
erorisus:
grinning, he bounds over to the elder man, hammer by his side and gait light. the confusion on the strangerâs face identifies him as one forcibly pulled into the flowâ- a creature separate from the dreamers and denizensâ
                     âand HIM.Â
the excitement that broils and sparks in what remains of a rotted heart is almost enough to make him salivate; even as the stranger murmurs his response, inaudible to all but the omniscient, hunger and its icy claws well and TEAR at the belly of the beast. sharklike teeth gnashing against each other, he speaks, palms raised and obscuring his face, hiding the leer that splits and widens as if of its own accord there.
                â aw, i know you heard me.                hee, youâre a little too familiar for comfort, y'know ? â
   He'd been to the dirtiest, shadiest, most drug and sickness infested corners of the countries he'd traveled so far...he'd accidentally crossed through war zones, he'd been past islands that belonged to tribes that nearly killed him, he'd gotten into nasty fights with locals who couldn't understand the concept of an anthropomorphic shark wandering through their villages...but wherever the hell he was now nearly ranked first on his list of top ten most disgusting places he'd ever been.
   This situation felt all too much like so many he'd already experienced, particularly back in the Red Sea. Weird thing in front of him trying to talk, he backs away a bit, asks again who the hell it is, same shit different day, right? Basically. This one had a hammer, but difference in weapon choice was the only thing setting it apart from the rest of those who'd confronted Ryota.
   Anyway, a reply to its statement.. What was he supposed to say? "Yeah"? "Okay"? "'Kay, cool, just passing through"? Really, that's all the shark was trying to do, just pass through. This wasn't any country, though...none with a political boundary and a government, at least... He wasn't quite threatened, but he wasn't going to drop his guard...what to do, what to do-
"...Quickest way 'ta any fuckin' civilization from'ere?"
   Amazing.