English. Jake English

Aloha fellow kids! I too am a tumblerite now.

[2cumlord]

nobody: truly nobody at all: dave2:

[cyb3rbvlly]

pagingmrenglish replied to your post: FOR TH3 BR13F T1M3 TH4T 1 D1D NOT PL4Y OV3RW4TCH…

Hey fuck you!!! Shes the bees knees. The cats pajamas. The crop of my cream.

[pagingmrenglish]

Any old biddy can find thousands upon thousands of these death cams with just a few clickety clacks on their keys. 

[girlblogging-champion]

[greelin]

they’re from an article on bruises

[pagingmrenglish]

the-one-eyed-beast reblogged your post:I dont know if demons still use the yellow pages...

HAHHA, You rang? I could definitely help you out with your little predicament.

Wowzas really? I didnt think id get a bite so quick after the cast but im not looking a gift horse in the mouth. I guess i wont need johns lecherous curs anymore. So whats the plan?

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[superbstarlightpeach]

shhhhh nobody say anything!!!!

[pagingmrenglish]

stakehammer replied to your post: stakehammer replied to your post: ...

succumbed to their thrall? sure i have. i have not sicced them on anyone else before, but they are usually happy to pop one’s cherry.

Rather than go full gung ho to the max id rather we had a quick chat first if thats all copacetic with the occult forces. Maybe discuss the terms and conditions over some hot pop before they fully slot their coin into my claw machine.

[redrola]

[pagingmrenglish]

stakehammer replied to your post: I dont know if demons still use the yellow pages...

i will try to direct the old gods your way and see what happens.

You have done this before right? Not that i doubt your prowress no sir but a maiden soul cant ever be too careful during their demonic deflowering so to speak.

[pagingmrenglish]

I dont know if demons still use the yellow pages but this is an ad for any deviant and dastardly demons out there to come take my unsullied vessel. Totally not for any reasons related to my last reblog nosiree. All im looking for is a good old knocking of the soul boots like that movie with the goo monster and his human.

[valtsv]

if i was possessed by a demon i would simply let it take over whenever i found myself in any unpleasant situation. you want to fuck around in this body rent-free, you get to deal with the consequences.

[cutepetsuwu]

My boyfriend and I got pictures taken with wolves today, and this cutie loved belly rubs. https://ift.tt/2SQfd9x

[valtsv]

*poses seductively for the security cameras while robbing the store so that whoever views the footage has no choice but to look at and acknowledge how great my ass is*

[valtsv]

*runs sexily from the cops after successfully pulling off a heist*

[cutepetsuwu]

Pupper perfect fit https://ift.tt/2OOc4o8

[pagingmrenglish]

@generoustycoonpuppy

[andallshallbewell]

[rherlotshadow]

Winter view.

[softrockandshowtunes]

“I think that when you decide to dedicate yourself to creative endeavors and surround yourself with people who are creative, you very quickly learn how hard it is to survive doing those kinds of things, not to mention make a living at them.” Happy Birthday Oscar Isaac (March 9th, 1979)