piper & rayan

[pkmn rp/ask/irl blog - unreality]

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(( go pp. ladies first. iguess –🧷 ))

Heyyy, (don't call me that) I'm Piper, BBA staff and student! She/her, Piercer, 19, full intro here!! - ⚠︎ 

hii hello. bonjour. the name's rayan. bbl i mean bba student too. he/him. minor. more infos here. –🧷

OOC SECTION :

Adalyn, She/Her & He/Him | @mamasplat

Hi againnnnn bba brainrot only gets stronger when you make one character. then you need to make ten more to fill in the world around them.

Piper is a (mostly) shitpost of a self-insert, if you are familiar with me you may know i have two trainer sonas, one based on my upbringing hardship and masc lean in Sable (who i don't post enough), and one based on my ambition and femininity, that is Alison. Which means piper is just Diet Sable without the ranch background because that would be way too close to his story. I need someone to be silly and live through as a kindergarten dropout struggling to get her GED now.

She is going to flunk so many times...

pelipper mail is on, magic anon is off. no nsfw but suggestive is fine by me. anon hate is encouraged!

(( Piper's song in the banner: Factory Girl - The Pretty Reckless ))

samuel, he/him, minor. | @androidfoe

hello. just like for adalyn, the oc i mod here is a bba self-insert born on rp discord/gliscord. everything he says & does will be heavily based on myself, naturally.

pelipper mail is on, magic anon is off. no nsfw but suggestive jokes are fine & so is flirting. anon hate is authorized as long as not too violent/graphic.

(( rayan's song in the banner: dumb – nirvana ))

both piper & rayan are in the same universe as @kitakami-matcha , @gordon-ramsay-is-a-teenage-girl , @opelucids-drayster , ect...

OK BYE SUCKERS

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dude im so bored lately

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I’m flunking again INTENTIONALLY I can’t leave these two alone they’re too unstable they need someone and APPARENTLY IM THE ONLY ONE WITH EYES. I HAVE SIGHT. I SEE.

I’m not leaving anyone behind. I got left behind. That shit sucks.

I MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS BUT IM ALL THEY GOT. - ⚠︎ 

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I’m flunking again INTENTIONALLY I can’t leave these two alone they’re too unstable they need someone and APPARENTLY IM THE ONLY ONE WITH EYES. I HAVE SIGHT. I SEE.

I’m not leaving anyone behind. I got left behind. That shit sucks.

I MIGHT NOT BE GOOD AT THIS BUT IM ALL THEY GOT. - ⚠︎ 

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Pelipper Mail!

A bowl of tomato soup for each of you.

- From Juliana, @flor-and-jules

i. dont. like tomato soup my bad... thanks though! —🧷

I got to this draft so late this soup is not safe to eat dude - ⚠︎ 

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@ladyzee-oddityhunter asked:

Hello sweetie! Welcome to Rotomblr! Have fun and stay safe out there! ✨

So! What’s your favorite pokemon and what do you love about them? 💖

hi hello huuh i like charizard because im a basic bitch forever but i don't really have favorites —🧷

If you wanna talk starters I knew a guy with an Empoleon. Liked him a lot. I like Mandibuzz, they’re gnarly. Protective. Punk. - ⚠︎ 

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I actually have to BLOG MY FEELINGS like some loser because I have NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THIS UGGGGH - ⚠︎ 

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ADULTS HERE HATE MY GUTS AND IM GONNA HAVE TO RE-DO MY 2ND YEAR GRRAAAHHHH —🧷

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Whom?

oh sorry i never saw this

the school counselor

i had a bit of a breakdown, they had to force me out of the bathroom with a . Crowbar.

the whole thing is insane and i deny any allegations that says that i'm in the wrong beCAUSE I'M NOT THANK YOU. —🧷

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She’s not my GIRLFRIEND she’s my weird ass ROOMMATE. GAY PEOPLE I SWEAR. - ⚠︎

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She’s not my GIRLFRIEND she’s my weird ass ROOMMATE. GAY PEOPLE I SWEAR. - ⚠︎

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she got a bitch before me.life is cruel and unfair. —🧷

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I’ll be damned fnaf 4 foxy allegedly gets bitches - ⚠︎ 

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The chick staying in my closet is such a debbie downer - ⚠︎

[flor-and-jules]

Closet???

You mean your dorm???

Or is there something you need to say on Pride Month /j

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Like she’s ACTUALLY just refusing to sleep anywhere that isn’t my wardrobe’s bottom shelf

a whole chick in my closet

my roommate if you will

I don’t know what’s wrong with her if I tried to lay on that it would’ve broken forever ago - ⚠︎ 

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The council’s turned me into a prude…a PRUDE - ⚠︎ 

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this is actually insane no matter if it's in bba or kalos i feel like im in a psych ward of sorts —🧷

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they called me hysterical. –🧷