Small Hands.

- Alec - 23 - FtM - UK - Instagram: @toomsy95

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[paintingwithfeathers]

fuck ur pig dad

🖕🏼

[no-chill-at-all]

[cheebzandcrackers]

Technology, man. We’ve managed to streamline the process of heartbreak from 5 days to 14 minutes.

[memories]

In my next life I will be reborn as #me.

[gaynfl-moved]

[smellslikevodkaa]

person: you’re pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[thegoodvybe]

[trauma-queens]

Children don’t choose their parents. If a child had the chance to decide who they would be born to, the world would be a very different place. Parents however, choose to have that child. Parents can abort, can adopt, can dump them on on the other parent or grandparents. When parents choose to keep their child, they’re making a conscious decision. They know when a child is born that it will require care, food, a roof over their heads, clothes and school supplies, medicine when they’re sick and trips to the doctor to keep them healthy. Parents make a decision to take on that responsibility when they keep a child.

Parents shouldn’t hold the basic necessities of a child over their heads. Children owe their parents nothing for fulfilling the responsibility that they chose to take. You take care of that child because you decided to instead of giving that responsibility to someone else. And if you do think your kid owes you something for being a child and having needs, they probably would have been better off with someone else anyways.

[magicallygrimmwiccan]

Louder for the people in the back

[hirxeth]

petition for the state to let us sleep all february, i’m no use this month anyway, i’ll be like a train through the living room next month i swear

[hirxeth]

also all march, i’ll need all march as well 

[ihatemichaela]

maybe and the next three months please

[hirxeth]

might as bloody well 

[1dietcokeinacan]

IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!

[divinestmadness]

[saara138]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[paintingwithfeathers]

I just want you to know that I am a mess.

[paintingwithfeathers]

It would’ve been four years today.

I’d forgotten, until you mentioned it.

[paintingwithfeathers]

The itch has come back

It’s getting harder and harder to ignore

I feel like a 15 year old girl again

And that make me so, so angry

Intensity, then nothing

And we’re back at the itch again

Round and round and round.

[hangthecode]

[echrai]

I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”

[silhouetteincolor]

and then there’s Barbossa’s reaction. omg

[harukami]

This was the best wedding in cinematic history and if you don’t agree with me you’re wrong.

[spartanlocke]

Confusion, distress, realization, and relief. 

[memento-more-tea]

Me: *thinking about Christian memes* What if Jesus had come in 2017 instead of back during Roman times? Would He, instead of using parables, have spoken in memes? Roommate: I hate you. You aren’t allowed to have any more thoughts about Jesus. Me: It’s not like its heresy! It isn’t insulting! Roommate: Yes, it is! Memes are inherently sin, a sign of the Devil’s influence on this fallen world!

[earthly-chairs-deactivated20230]

Satan: turn these stones into bread

Jesus: bold of you to assume that man can live on bread alone

[shacklesburst]

a fig tree out of season: *no figs*

jesus: then perish

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

Ok but from a purely theological standpoint, based on the way Jesus communicated (he talked in ways that would be understandable to at least some extent by the general public, and had a lot of respect for children)… Theologically speaking, Jesus would almost certainly have spoken in memes.

[that-catholic-shinobi]

“Whenever you crack open a cold one with the boys in my name, there I be in your midst”

[nerdgasrnz]

These all have the same energy as a Youth Pastor trying to Be Hip™ and relatable to the kids

[breastforce]

Why are you only into girls?

have you seen girls