Just keep swimming.

I'm Emily. So what are you waiting for? Let's see where this thing takes us.

[somecutething]

[theblacktora]

Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.

[shota-co]

DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.

[brofligate]

Bruh, it’s an apple.

[chasing-skrrts-deactivated20200]

him eating apple floss

[chylerwest-deactivated20140722]

[curiouslybisexual]

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

[ddistancemeanssolittle]

“Whenever you need me, I promise I will be there. I promise to love you unconditionally even on your darkest of days. I promise to stand by your side and support you with your choices. I promise I will be your shoulder to cry on and I promise to be here with open arms when you need someone to hold you. I promise to tell you the truth always, even when it might not be what you want to hear. I promise I will stay forever loyal to you, and I promise I will do everything in my power to make you happy. I am not the person who is going to break your heart, I’m going to fix it.”

— I promise

[ishipitlikeups]

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

[shagurlwho]

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meladoodle)

[wordsnquotes]

Before you speak, ask yourself: is it kind, is it necessary, is it true, does it improve on the silence?

Sai Baba (via wordsnquotes)

[love-personal]

[tinyowlnonsense]

💯💯💯

[dietcokeandasmoke]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

[onlytwitterpics]

[onlytwitterpics]

[everything-thing]

New York, New York

[thebootydiaries]

[jackg808]