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@paintreedrawings
So apparently someone in the Disco Elysium tag called me a racist. A serious accusation, don't you think? Especially when directed at a person of MIXED RACE.
In my life, I've encountered real racism — firsthand. I've dealt with school bullying, being denied housing because of my Asian name, and, oh yeah, someone once tried to… set me on fire. So I know a little bit about what actual racists are and why they're terrible. Unlike, obviously, the people who sling this label at me from the safety of their screens but are too cowardly to say it to my face.
Not only am I not a racist — I'm more of an anti-fascist than any of these people, because I'm not afraid to look the phenomenon of fascism in the eye and understand how it works. To understand the person who chooses that side, what makes their psyche tick, and then judge them. That's, in case anyone missed it, the whole point of Disco Elysium itself — a game that deconstructs ALL the major modern ideologies and explores how and why people arrive at them. I played the game and got that message. They clearly didn't.
Someone in the comments said we need to be "called out" for our art. So go on, call me out. I'm not afraid of you. You clearly haven't seen a tenth of the real racism I've personally faced. But you'll never actually do it. Because slinging mud from the shadows is one thing; openly debating a living, breathing person is another.
I was especially amused by the whole "dog whistle" concept. Have you all ever heard of the word "friend"? Many Gary fans know each other offline. And I will continue to support my friends.
And I'll also keep drawing and posting my fanart of Gary — the one supposedly committing "hate crimes" (which he's not) — in the main tag. Because he is a character from the game, just like all the others. And if that simple fact bothers you so much, then maybe you should go play a different game?
what kind of Nazis you don't support?
All of them?..
Что, если Роше как темерский шпион типо Штирлиц в Нильфгаарде?
Эти вопросы мне нравятся, но я отвечу одним постом сразу на оба. Да, я с удовольствием посмотрел бы на такую напряжённую драму, где Роше надо годами притворяться, чтобы не выдать себя. Но как по мне, в этом сюжете есть один ма-аленький нюанс:
Роше знает Нильфгаардский и эльфийский?
В "Ведьмаке 2" есть момент, когда Роше не может разобрать, что говорят нильфгаардцы "на своём паскудном языке" (с), так что нильфгаардский он канонично не понимает. Моя личная практика показывает, что если ты хоть немного шаришь в Старшей Речи, то начинаешь понимать и нильфов, так что, скорее всего, и со Старшей Речью он не знаком. Правильно, зачем болтать если можно пырять?
So let me get this straight. Emperor Emhyr the “tactical genius,” when faced with being overthrown by his nobles because of his incessant wars and the fact he wouldn’t marry a nice Nilfgaardian girl and produce a nice Nilfgaardian heir, forms a foolproof plan that involves:
Abdicating in favor of his daughter, who has no training, no political connections, knows no one in his court, who in fact has no qualifications for ruling at all. Even her blood claim to the throne is tenuous as she is the product of his marriage under a false identity to a northern woman. He thinks this will go over well and definitely satisfy all those nagging nobles. (Also this daughter possibly shares an identity with his wife, depending on if False Ciri exists in the game universe. There’s conflicting information on that. Awwwkward.)
Getting said completely unqualified daughter back by hiring a) a powerful sorceress he had locked up and tortured, and b) a witcher who was quite willing to die rather than let Ciri be taken to Nilfgaard. At least two thirds of the series is devoted to Geralt trying to keep Ciri away from Emhyr at any cost. Emhyr really thinks that’s going to work out well for him.
Leaving Ciri (the heir he’s relying on for his continued survival) to fight the whole Wild Hunt with only like 6 people because he got into a dick-measuring contest with Geralt and lost. They (somewhat implausibly) win the battle, but with some loss(es). What the heck was Emhyr planning to do if they lost and Ciri was taken? Pat himself on the back as he’s assassinated for having shown Geralt who was boss?
I could discuss that seriously, but I know that it's only Marina with some lines stolen from other people. So I'll better answer with this:
She just took this all from here:
https://wynnaz.tumblr.com/post/624733886240489472/ruu..
I could discuss this, but I sincerely doubt that this author would send me anonymous asks. So, it's Marina.
So let me get this straight. Emperor Emhyr the “tactical genius,” when faced with being overthrown by his nobles because of his incessant wars and the fact he wouldn’t marry a nice Nilfgaardian girl and produce a nice Nilfgaardian heir, forms a foolproof plan that involves:
Abdicating in favor of his daughter, who has no training, no political connections, knows no one in his court, who in fact has no qualifications for ruling at all. Even her blood claim to the throne is tenuous as she is the product of his marriage under a false identity to a northern woman. He thinks this will go over well and definitely satisfy all those nagging nobles. (Also this daughter possibly shares an identity with his wife, depending on if False Ciri exists in the game universe. There’s conflicting information on that. Awwwkward.)
Getting said completely unqualified daughter back by hiring a) a powerful sorceress he had locked up and tortured, and b) a witcher who was quite willing to die rather than let Ciri be taken to Nilfgaard. At least two thirds of the series is devoted to Geralt trying to keep Ciri away from Emhyr at any cost. Emhyr really thinks that’s going to work out well for him.
Leaving Ciri (the heir he’s relying on for his continued survival) to fight the whole Wild Hunt with only like 6 people because he got into a dick-measuring contest with Geralt and lost. They (somewhat implausibly) win the battle, but with some loss(es). What the heck was Emhyr planning to do if they lost and Ciri was taken? Pat himself on the back as he’s assassinated for having shown Geralt who was boss?
I could discuss that seriously, but I know that it's only Marina with some lines stolen from other people. So I'll better answer with this:
секас
У нас экспрессивнее.
компромат для эмгыра
аниме императрик для тебя, моя любовь
у эмгыра встает только на шаперон или на воорхиса в шапероне?
Мы буквально постоянно шутим про то, что Эмгыр нордлингофил с фетишем на шаперон и лично Роше. Как ты, чёрт возьми, решила, что это оскорбительный вопрос??
Эмгыра ебала лошать?
Внимание, анекдот:
Эмгыр и Роше принимают парад в Вызиме, а Анаис рядом восторженно глазеет. Тут Эмгыр отошёл, чтоб приветствовать солдат, а Роше с Анаис стоят смотрят на кавалерию. Анаис:
— Роше, а что это у коня такое?
— Хвост.
— Да нет, ниже.
— А это... Это ничего, Ваше Высочество.
Тут возвращается Эмгыр и отправляет Роше тоже солдат приветствовать. Анаис:
— Ваше Величество, а что это у коня?
— Хвост.
— Да нет, пониже.
— Член.
— А Роше сказал, что ничего.
Эмгыр (задумчиво):
— Да, избаловал я Роше, Ваше Высочество.
Во время переговоров в Вызиме с Роше Эмгыра пускают по кругу остальные партизаны?
Нет, они за дверью стоят, слушают как Эмгыр Роше ебёт.
Old New Stuff strikes again.
Translation:
— ...and you will never have a true love or a true friend!
— Darami, stop, you won't get under his skin like that...
— ,_,
в ау модерне Роше берёт Цири после сделанных уроков или заставляет зубрить учебники во время?
Ты понимаешь, что этим вопросом закапываешь цирош так, как я никогда не смог бы?
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wait you’re back? Can you make some squirrel and hedgehog art?
Hey, anon, it's so sweet that you remember me! Here's some New Old stuff that I didn't previously post on Tumblr.
будешь ли ты воспитывать бастардов своего кота?
Уверен, у него будут лучшие на свете котятки.