Nancy Wheeler, will you not marry me?

mercury/george | he / bro / 🔥 pronouns | AO3: cannibalisticCorpse | 23 | minecraft, DC comics, X-Men, daredevil/the punisher/bullseye, gay shit | 18+ ONLY BLOG

[cannibalisticcorpse]

i'm mercury/george

this blog is 18+ only

merc's guide to tagging:

#floozy alert is my hal jordan tag

#my pregnant wife is my frank castle tag (so is #my pet dog)

#babygirl posting is my bullseye/poindexter tag

#drool boy is my charles rowland tag

#joker mush are posts that made me so mad i wanted to kill someone

#mattfleck #boston yaoi and #doomed boston yaoi are my general matt damon/ben affleck tags, #mattfleck phd is for when im liveblogging or logging lore that actually happened

#pwning poetry are my original poems

#myrc art is my art tag

#sgs is survivor's guilt series, a heavy angst no capes batfam au #maple syrup fic is jason's story that started it #cocaine jesus fic is tim's story im working on now #sugar bones is dick's story im working on during breaks from tim's

#my writing is my writing tag

this blog is 18+ only

my ao3 cannibalisticCorpse

my dead boy detectives NSFW doodle collection

my favorite works of mine:

maple syrup - E, jayroy, 127k words, road trip, trauma recovery, coming of age, romance

i wish it was summer - E, scott summers/warren worthington iii, 13k words, no powers/college au, hanahaki au, romance

i don't know who i used to be - M, scott summers/logan howlett/warren worthington iii, 20k words, 1850s period piece, mail order bride, romance

my spine is coming out my mouth - M, payneland, 2k words, everyone is alive/college au, hanahaki au, angst

NO ONES TOUCHED ME THERE IN A DAMN HOT MINUTE - E, payneland, 7.9k words, trauma aftermath, angst, porn with plot

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[ama-kuri]

creepy tim drake you will always be famous

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[cannibalisticcorpse]

hello tumblr i am back for now.. life updates since i got ridda tumblah

havin tacos for dinner tonightttt

[cannibalisticcorpse]

kicking pride month off this year by getting gonorrhea

[agerblade]

🔍Lolisho Detective Agency!!!🔎

Oh boy oh boy EIGHTEEN CHARACTERS DRAWN AT ONCE man am I dead but they all turned out so cute my favs are loli Night Nurse, Maren and Maxine, and shota Kashi and Mick. 🦅🦅🦅

Under cut is au lore + a couple closeups because they're all drawn individually and overlap so there's a lot of detail missing...

This is a gag version of dbda I've dreamt up where they're all lolisho gag characters who never solve a single case til the very end of the series LMAO

Example: Charles has the ability to pull the opposite of the thing he needs out of his bag and his weapon is a comically sized hammer, Edwin thinks he's Sherlock Holmes and roleplays him constantly coming to the worst and most incorrect conclusions about cases and leads etc

I could go on I've genuinely yapped so hard about each of them also look at Montwins wedding rings and Edwins arm around Monty's waist yay n look at all the pairs of fucking shoes i had to draw in perspective kms

[inadvertently-biblical]

Tahani Al-Jamil in THE GOOD PLACE - 3x07

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[lokutofu]

A totally unbiased opinion!

[starlight-in-disguise01]

One of my favorite screenshots

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re anti censorship and against harassing real people over fictional characters

[freakytikigifs]

Aaron Taylor Johnson in Kraven the Hunter

[tinyideastuff]

ann is asleep

[ozempicofficial]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Time loops strike again 😔

[fallenangelvictorious]

No??? 18 years of time loop obviously 🙄

[ruusverd]

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

[akashicrecord]

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object

[twin-tower-enthusiast]

a specific catboy san at the humble request of @mulletjoong

(and also em via his dreams lmao)

[dumbpuppyfag]

"this situation cannot possibly be improved by me opening my stupid mouth" is perhaps the most important thought that it's possible to have