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Lauren | 22 | DID system | @desertbluffs3 hate blog | icon by @snorpington

[auckie]

[hungwy]

[deadelated]

Dude you have to go to Stoopidburger in Portland it's 70$ and they stir the water

[nots-27]

CLOWNS CLOWNSSSSSSSSSS

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[kitttenteeth]

is the cannibalism a joke……

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

fmk the acts of fucking marrying and killing?

kill marriage fuck killing marry fucking

[girlnumbers]

hi can we play staring and breathing together

[paintunnel]

What it feels like being a wtnv fictive watching severance

[sentient-cloud]

Sounds like they’re having some religious based troubles. If only there was an expert in things like theology who could -

[muddaisy]

LAUREN FANS HOW WE FEELING

[cecil-apologist-deactivated2024]

[legitimately]

JOY HAS A HABIT OF RETURNING. BTW

[thegoodmorningman]

"I'm always asking, 'Who lit the hadrosaurs, man?'"

[ichorai]

fuck the tits or ass debate, i find eyebags sooo attractive. your exhausted, sleep-deprived, mildly haunted aura has bewitched me body and soul

[chongoblog]

Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa

[miiilowo]

i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

[miiilowo]

when i was 12 i was out there with a shovel for no reason

[beeblebroxxx]

When I was in elementary school they replaced the playground substrate from sand to bark, but to do that they literally just dumped all of the bark on top of the sand.

For some reason all of us children were livid about this and demanded the sand be brought back, so the kids all sat shoulder to shoulder on their butts and used their legs to kick all of the bark back, progressing through the playground with startling efficiency. There was even a "WHAT DO WE WANT? SAND!" chant going STRONG

3rd grade teacher runs out, near tears, begging us to stop, and this is where she FUCKS UP because she says

"I don't care if you dig a hole to China just stop DOING THAT"

well we stopped doing that, and immediately began construction on The Hole

Within 3 days The Hole was about a foot and a half wide, but The Hole was DEEP. a 5th grader would hop down and disappear entirely. A mob bucket was confiscated from the janitor to deal with the the rising water problem as the hole got deeper. The sheer display of cooperation and dedication we had to The Hole bordered on reverence.

It was the highlight of the day to go to recess and resume construction of The Hole

Eventually I'm pretty sure a second grader fell in and twisted their ankle and then they put a piece of plywood over the top of the hole and covered it with sand and bark. We all forgot about it immediately and I don't remember anyone ever bringing it up again

[lytorika]

We seriously need more of your Lauren. Like seriously dude, she is pretty 🥹

you know what. so true. woe, mother lauren sketch be upon ye

[webdiggerxxx]

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