let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
cherry valley forever
pixel skylines
Sweet Seals For You, Always
almost home
Not today Justin
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
titsay
The Bowery Presents
Love Begins
PR's Tumblrdome
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
bliss lane
NASA
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Sade Olutola
Monterey Bay Aquarium
sheepfilms
macklin celebrini has autism
noise dept.
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so many possible blog titles just one title space for my blog 😔 so here’s alternatives
- if dorian gray was a lesbian lottie truther
- professional lounger amateur reader alleged artist
- rome coded shiv presenting stewy sexual succ session
- books boobs bacchanalian delights
- “cunt is as cunt does” -jane austen
- 🟠👄🟠
- armand defender, not immune to rockstar lestat
-“Long As My Bitches Love Me”—melanie lynskey
I lost my bright young reporter with a point of view, have you seen him??? 😭
Men take Christopher Nolan way too seriously.
It's getting worse
yes i said this was gonna be a productive hermit weekend but my bestest friend asked to come over so we drank a lot while i cooked (something he didn't eat bc i was planning it beforehand and did groceries and he doesn't eat chicken) and we talked then we ate and talked then we talked some more now he left and i'm drunk and did only one of the things in my list but hey i cooked. tomorrow? everything
sweet Lord i forgot to upload this study of The Senior Gentleman here, HOW COULD I
consuming media like
daniel: so louis, your new boyfriend sold you out to your old boyfriend-
armand (who very much did that): YEAH ALRIGHT I SOLD HIM OUT 🙄
Everytime Eric does the scrunched nose smile/laugh, I feel like I’m transforming into a sexual werewolf.
Daily affirmations:
At least I'm not in high school
At least I'm not a teenager
At least I'm not addicted to AI
At least I don't waste time and money on a daily 12 step skincare routine
At least I'm not American
Thatcher's still dead
been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter
Tags via @deadpanwalking, editor and ass-kicker extraordinaire
Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say
I know I indulge in deeply parasocial behavior on here but there is a big, big difference between speculating and being silly with your friends in fan spaces, where any actor who sees what we're saying will know that they've chosen to enter a space where people are saying things that are not meant for their eyes, and going into the comment section of an actor's own account and acting like you know them. We do not know these people. It is creepy and disrespectful to go to someone you don't know and say "Hello total stranger, I know that the words coming out of your mouth are not what's in your heart and I'm so sorry that you are being forced to do something that you say you love when I know you're lying". Stop it.
happy death day, danny boy
veronicas dreamed of having a gay boyfriend since she was a little girl but didnt bet on her gay boyfriend finding her dad really hot
Please enjoy this snail measuring tape i got at a garadge sale today
back on the evil masterplan thing because I can't stop thinking about how it's such a misunderstanding of who armand is that it's genuinely baffling that these are the same people who wrote him in s2.
for some reason they felt the need to retcon everything we've seen of him so far just to drop the underwhelming and overdone plot twist that armand has been lying about everything the whole time.
at some point during his cartoon villain monologue they quickly mention that armand planted the steins just to fuck with louis's head when in s2 the implication was always that he was coddling louis and making sure that he wasn't unhappy so that he wouldn't fucking leave him. the way armand controlled louis was specifically by "protecting his happiness", by keeping him calm and content in his gilded cage. he made himself subservient to louis in order to make him dependant on him. THAT'S how armand manipulates, out of fear, out of his obsession with control. it's something we're never told but that, in its subtlety, makes him so complex and fascinating. so it all gets thrown out the window to me when all we see him do is be evil for the sake of being evil without a genuine attempt at an arc or motivation.
and it's wild because the set up was there. we see him get involved with his AA cult at the beginning of the season and as ridiculous as it seems, it makes perfect sense. armand seeks purpose, he seeks control, he seeks routine, he seeks belonging. so it makes sense that, after watching everything he had built and "protected" for 70 years crumble, he needed to find something else to cling to. and they started heavily hinting at that thing being opposing the great conversion. so why set everything up for it and then not deliver??? why make it about louis instead? WHY NOT MAKE IT ABOUT LESTAT? especially with how little we have seen of their relationship, it could have been the perfect chance to delve into it a bit more and finally fucking do something with the tension that has been bubbling under the surface all season.
also while I'm at it— why the fuck did they make him purposely plant regina for louis to find? if he wanted to torture louis by threatening her life, why not just make it be louis' own doing, why not have him deal with the consequences of his actions for getting an innocent human girl involved in vampire affairs due to his own grief?? it would have been way more compelling and it would have at least tied in with louis's arc too but no, they just HAD to let us know that spooky evil armand has been behind it all along.
Yeah, my thought was he *did* plant the Steins, but it was because he knew Louis wasn't that great of an artist and wanted to prop him up in front of Daniel, and didn't expect either would recognize them. That's the kind of short-sighted shit he does. The writer's must've just gotten lucky with s1 and 2 because apparently they don't understand the characters at all :/
