shut up, and let me see your jazz hands

[gnawu]

#notcrying

[willgrahamscock]

one man’s phobia is another man’s kink

[willgrahamscock]

and it’s the same man

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[drempen]

It's like when you go to Antarctica and have to get your appendix removed

[eddysonline]

The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[grouper]

I never see positivity posts for "closeted" people. if you're closeted, i love you. It's going to be okay.

[fucking-relax]

comfort check

lounging in an ouch position?

haven't taken a deep breath lately?

hungry? thirsty?

need to use the toilet?

too much sensory input?

this is your reminder to get comfortable! go do what you need to do!

[pyrrhiccomedy]

we're heading towards some record setting humidity this summer so JUST A REMINDER that if you're in any way prone to migraines, this weather is great at triggering them! Be EXTREMELY diligent about staying hydrated if you're going out, EVEN TO AN AIR CONDITIONED SPACE, and ESPECIALLY if you are drinking any alcohol at all! even a single glass of wine or a cocktail! You will feel fine for an hour or two but then you will NOT FEEL FINE. If you have a headache that isn't responding to painkillers and it gets noticeably worse when you move or change elevations (sitting to standing, not like, going to the mountains) then drink a full glass of water and go lie down in a cool, quiet, dark room until it passes! DO NOT LOOK AT A SCREEN UNTIL THE DANGER HAS PASSED. I know you're bored but it could be so much worse!

[pyrrhiccomedy]

I see this is going around again! Happy Migraine Season everybody! Remember to keep a damp washcloth in your freezer so that if you feel the migraine coming on you can lay down and press it against your forehead and temples to give yourself a better chance of ducking it before it's too late!

[literary-potato]

Also a reminder that for some folks, big changes in air pressure can also be a migraine trigger. So if you’re in an area that, like mine, is having a lot of really wild temperature swings (ie multiple very hot days that end abruptly with storms at which point it cools down a lot), might be a good idea to have your migraine remedies locked and loaded, because with migraines the sooner you intervene, the more likely it is you’ll avert the worst symptoms (and will need less medication to do so).

[sunderwight]

My eternal rival has acquired an accurséd amulet that contains the dark soul of the relentless evil our ancestors once sacrificed themselves to seal away.

His hubris in thinking that he can control such terrible power will surely be his undoing, clearing the way for me to be recognized at long last as the true champion of the holy realms!

...It's just. The uh. The vibes when he talks to that thing are a little... I don't wanna say it but... I mean...?

[sunderwight]

Everyone else gets that too, right? Like it's not just me, when the phantom hand emerged from the amulet and caressed that guy's cheek, that was a little...?

[sunderwight]

Yeah no nah haha it's probably just, the whole sinister seduction-to-evil angle. Just me reading too much into it! Your old buddy the Paladin of Dawn and his overreactions. Forget I said anything, his fall to the darkside will be his utter ruin and definitely not in like. A sexual way. 'Cause that would be weird, like, buddy what the heck are you doing, our mutual ancestors died to seal that thing away, don't come on to it?

Ridiculous, no one would do that.

[sunderwight]

But like. Hypothetically. If the godless evil eternally sealed into the amulet likes him, you guys don't think that could like... work out for him? Do you?

[sunderwight]

It's just that's uh. That's a pretty big army of undead, and he doesn't really seem to be like. Withering into horrific corruption the way you'd expect? I dunno I'm just a liiiittle bit worried. Like obviously not hugely worried I mean I got this. I got this.

[sunderwight]

Wish me luck haha!

It's fine. I'm sure. It's fine. Yeah.

[viralfrog]

[original-character-chaos]

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Anyone got that comic about making up a strawman to make a point and then turning around and the strawman is standing there

[benbrusque]

This one?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Thanks

[boo-kei]

Richard on Niall & Ruben’s relationship 🆗

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[yaketysmax]

here is the art energy i’m wanting! and why i call my stuff eyecrimes. draw it! post it! enjoy! be freeeeeeeeeee!

[dorsetti]

And in the end they both had to die because their all consuming love/dependence on each other would’ve made individual survival an unacceptable fate.

[lavenderprose]

I need you guys to walk with me and understand that Ilya and Shane's first fuck as a married couple takes place on the edge of Ilya's bed ("Our bed, Hollander, our marital bed--" "Jesus fucking Christ Ilya--") while Usher Yeah! plays at bone-melting volume from the backyard and guys from three different hockey teams yell the lyrics even louder. Shane realizes that Ilya is inadvertently thrusting to the beat and for one very brilliant second it is the hottest thing ever. The mood is genuinely almost ruined when the song switches to Sweet Caroline. Harris should never be allowed to DJ again.

"SWEET CAROLINE. BUM BUM BUM." - Eleven highly inebriated hockey players and David Hollander, who's having great memories of his own wedding where they played the same song.

"Good times never seemed so good..." - Ilya Rozanov, whisper-singing to himself and completely unaware of it as he rails his husband into next Tuesday.

"Why is this hot. Oh my god why is this hot." - Shane Hollander, who at the age of thirty is still discovering things about himself.

[worldwright]

the Hail Mary is the opposite of idiot-proof. she's built for very smart people to be able to do Whatever They Need with every tool they have in order to achieve their goals. fucking with the centrifuge settings? i'll warn you that you're messing with important stuff but go right ahead man. ripping up the floor panels and pulling out the electricals to make a really unsafe extension cord? sure why not. pop off the fucking fuel tanks? yeah ok you're the most qualified person here and if you say you need to do that who am i to argue. i love the utter lack of guardrails on everything