there's a flaw in my code

And all the people say: "You can't wake up, this is not a dream You're part of a machine, you are not a human being"

[avdcn-blog]

       “ the best part of my night last night was watching a drunk girl with ratty hair chase a jaggerbomb with a long island iced tea. it takes a special person to reach that level of trash. so much so that it’s almost impressive. ”

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“I’m gonna be honest with you, that was probably me,”

[aryawestburg]

“Chad, god, that’s almost worst than Brett. If that can be believed.” She pulled a disgusted face. “Fuck football, i’ll watch it when the players start getting shirtless, I haven’t got time for that shit. And pink is a staple.”

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“I don’t understand people who like to watch sports, honestly. Everything is so tiny on the tv screen, like how do you keep up? I’d rather play a sport than watch it, I don’t see how watching it is any fun. And, pink is an okay color. I like red, but pink is cool too.”

[parkerdustinparker]

Not everyone. Just almost everyone. Nice. I have a friend who takes off her close and dances for. It’s like the opposite. But both end in money which is A+. My unaverage thing is I’m 19 and actually working and not going to school and again money.

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“No, everyone. Eating is average. Eating ketchup on ice cream might not be average, but the fact that you eat food is average. See what I’m saying? Everyone does average things. Also, wrong, los of nineteen year olds work instead of going to college. Shit’s too expensive these days, bro.”

[maxwolowskii-blog]

Felix rolled his eyes, but he lit up at the mention of the case of alcohol. “Know what? I’ll take it.”

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“You must really be desperate. Cheap beer and a stranger’s apartment,”

[marco--assemani-blog]

“Taco Bell, then. I’m getting tired of pizza.” Elias shrugged. “But–you’re paying.”

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“Do I really make you eat pizza that often?” He asked. “Fine, but only because you do my makeup when I don’t feel like it,”

[maxwolowskii-blog]

“If you wanna call the bedroom a playground, sure thing.” Felix winked before letting out a groan at the excuse. “Aw, c’mon! You look like you hang around on the wild side.”

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“Pfft. That’s cute. Sure, Jan.” Paisley giggled, shaking his head. “Okay, okay. I’ve got a case of PBR at my apartment, take it or leave it,”

[marco--assemani-blog]

Elias let out a heavy sigh, knowing there was no use fighting it. “Okay, okay–what do you wanna eat? We can go before your gig.”

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“Pizza or Taco Bell. My heart is in for the Taco Bell, though, if I’m being totally honest with you,” Paisley said, smiling brightly at his friend, since he knew he was going to win this anyways.

[parkerdustinparker]

I’m sure there’s gotta be someone out there that isn’t average anything. Nothing wrong with being unaverage. But you do agree that shits not needed right, lol. I actually don’t spend that much time on Netflix though I’d rather be outside. It’s more my thing. So if not Netflix what do you do?

[paisleyvalez-blog]

Well, statistically, everyone has to do at least one average thing in their life, or else there wouldn’t be such a thing as averages for anything. Or something like that. Uh, I dress up like a woman and dance for money.

[aryawestburg]

Aria pressed her lips together as she tried not to smile at the boys sassy sarcastic comment. “Or Brett.” She offered, tucking some hair behind her ear. “Save it honey, I was kidding. You’re like one of those flexible rulers made of silly putty. I don’t think we’re going to be drawing a straight line with you anytime soon.”

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“Oh god, Brett, hah!” Paisley laughed, shaking his head. “That’s an awful name. Or Chad.” He added. “I was kidding too, oh my god, fuck. That’s so true. My straight class would be like: watch football, avoid the color pink because your masculinity is that fragile,”

[destinyxjames-deactivated201806]

“Okay, I have to admit that I have never met a drag queen before. I love it though, i’d love to see you perform sometime.”

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“Well, now you have. And a really fucking cute one, too, aren’t you lucky. I perform pretty much every weekend,”

[maxwolowskii-blog]

“I might be young, but I’m a stud in all the places it counts, babe. Now, you gonna help me get some booze or not?”

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“Like, what places, exactly? On the playground?” Paisley laughed. “Look, kiddo, I’m all for underage drinking, but I don’t buy alcohol for minors that I just met. I’m not about that whole ‘getting arrested’ life, so,”

[marco--assemani-blog]

“I try.” Elias said with a wide smir–something that changed when he heard Paisley mention his hunger. “Pais,” Elias groaned, shooting him a glare. “You do not have enough time.”

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“Look, I just won’t tuck tonight, it’ll be fiiiine.” Paisley pouted, the biggest pout he could.

[marco--assemani-blog]

“No comment.” Elias said with a soft grin, performing the finishing touches. “All done.” Elias put on an extra affectation (c’mon, Max Malanphy!). “Yaaaaaaaaas, yes Paisley, you look so good. Oh my God, yaaas, Paisley, you look beautiful!” He couldn’t help but narrow his eyes. “Paisley, don’t even.”

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“Thank you, you’re the best,” Paisley said, to be a kiss up. “I’m really hungry, El,” He added quickly, giving his best pout. “There’s like an hour before the show, I totally have time,”

[maxwolowskii-blog]

“Hey there. Have I got a proposition for you. I’m throwing a lowkey kickback and I sorta need some liquor, and my fake got confiscated last month… so… how about you buy me some booze? I’ll pay you double. I’m so desperate I’ll do anything.”

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“Um, excuse me?” Paisley laughed, quirking an eyebrow. “And... where’s your mom? Isn’t it like illegal to leave minors alone or some shit?”

[marco--assemani-blog]

Elias let out a little huff, grabbing the basket of makeup. “You’re lucky we’re friends.” He stuck out his tongue teasingly, proceeding to fix up the wing the best he could.

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“Shut up, bitch, you love me,” Paisley said playfully, letting Elias fix his makeup. “Did you fix it? You’re about to hate me,”

[parkerdustinparker]

Said it once, that’d be a waste of time. So what makes you so amazingly unaverage, allstar?

[paisleyvalez-blog]

I mean, I’m not saying I’m not average. I can be, obviously, like every other human. But like, at least I don’t walk around fucking whining to everyone about how hard it is when Netflix asks you if you’re still watching. 

[destinyxjames-deactivated201806]

“What? Like as a stripper or something?”

[paisleyvalez-blog]

“I mean, sort of. I’m a drag queen, baby,”