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we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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AnasAbdin
Not today Justin
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@parkerdustinparker
@frankiehollingswrth: @parkerdustinparker well wyatts safety was definitely carters #1 concern. we tried to teach him the right way to hold a baby but to be fair hes only three
@parkerdustinparker: @frankiehollingswrth no I'm sure see my question is how did he get him out of his crib and can he fly? Is Mason secretly a superhero cus like he didn't even go to skyhigh just saying
@frankiehollingswrth: put wyatt down for a nap. carter heard him wake up before i did. decided to bring him to me by carrying him haphazardly down the hall screaming "mom hes crying" #motherhood
@parkerdustinparker: @frankiehollingswrth that sounds safe
opheliajacobs:
It’s like equal parts planner, journal and sketch book and it is both literally and figuratively my life.
But does that mean there are like no rules? How do you know it’s a bullet journal and not just a random notebook?
@montanathesnakecharmer: @parkerdustinparker hahahaha. i've been told i actually have a nice butt, so.
@montanathesnakecharmer: @parkerdustinparker akldhfaslkhf i can't. xD how is there another person on this earth as gross as me?
@montanathesnakecharmer: @parkerdustinparker you're v comedy.
@parkerdustinparker: @montanathesnakecharmer I don't think I'm allowed to say anything to that cus ur not here and I should not know
@parkerdustinparker: @montanathesnakecharmer i'm not sure but I''m gonna take it as a compliment thx lol
@parkerdustinparker: @montanathesnakecharmer ayeee I try I try
@drewstorres: @parkerdustinparker okay first off fuck off. second, kcs literally the same age as me.
@parkerdustinparker: @drewstorres u'll never love me and that's hard to deal with
@parkerdustinparker: @drewstorres u should use some moisturizer then
@montanathesnakecharmer: @parkerdustinparker oh my GOD. asldkfhadslkfh. -laughing/crying emojis-
@montanathesnakecharmer: @parkerdustinparker i'm laughing so hard oh my gosh thank you i needed this.
@montanathesnakecharmer: @parkerdustinparker welp, i got buns, hun. -flexing emoji,snake emoji, laughing emoji-
@montanathesnakecharmer: @parkerdustinparker good hahaha.
@parkerdustinparker: @montanathesnakecharmer yeah that's what all girls would say after such big talk
@parkerdustinparker: @montanathesnakecharmer get it 'big' talk
@parkerdustinparker: @montanathesnakecharmer your v welcome glad I could comedy
@thetearinbriesheart: @kcamguthrie -peach emoji, suggestive face emoji- u better be glad i like when u touch my butt. :P
@kcamguthrie: @thetearinbriesheart im always glad when i touch The Butt.
@drewstorres: @kcamguthrie @thetearinbriesheart i have a great suggestion: quit it.
@parkerdustinparker: @drewstorres dino u can not mess with the new mating rituals of this next gen its o k a y
opheliajacobs:
We need to have plans for you to get your very own bullet. So when are we doing this thing?
Okay I’m not gonna lie I don’t really get the point but those things kinda sound fun. I’d do like an ocean theme and a space ship theme, it’d be cooler than yours.
opheliajacobs:
No percent of your time is spent hanging out with me either, Parker. Friendship is a two way street. We’re supposed to change the things we can’t accept so maybe you should get on that.
That was a really beautiful and inspiring speech but it doesn’t sound like you even have time to spend with me. You should bullet “Dustin” into that journal.
@montanathesnakecharmer: @parkerdustinparker what are you? a fuckboy-a-conda? gross. -cringe emoji-
@montanathesnakecharmer: @parkerdustinparker alkdsfhalksfhklashf SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT. SORRY.
@montanathesnakecharmer: @parkerdustinparker omg.
@parkerdustinparker: @montanathesnakecharmer omfg tbh this is gonna sound bad but that sounds like I'd be setting myself up with some unreal expectations -gritted teeth emoji-
@parkerdustinparker: @montanathesnakecharmer also it'd sound extra bad with ur url XD
@parkerdustinparker: @montanathesnakecharmer I noticed it's oky XD I got a good laugh in
@montanathesnakecharmer: @parkerdustinparker snakes just like hot, wet spaces.
@montanathesnakecharmer: @parkerdustinparker i'm sorry that sounded super gross but like it's in their instincts because they're cold blooded. haha.
@parkerdustinparker: @montanathesnakecharmer I'm a snake
@parkerdustinparker: @montanathesnakecharmer see u thought gross I thought FL hot wet spaces are hot wet spaces
@parkerdustinparker: @montanathesnakecharmer i heard it
@montanathesnakecharmer: @parkerdustinparker LKADFHASLKF LMFAO YES.
@montanathesnakecharmer: @parkerdustinparker she usually goes under the bar stools in the kitchen because they're in direct sunlight, so we looked there and she wasn't there so then we realized my sister took a shower and it was really hot still in the bathroom and sure enough she'd gotten in there.
@parkerdustinparker: @montanathesnakecharmer that snake really knows how to live I wanna go to a sauna too
My life is now 50% laying all over my boyfriend and 50% working on bullet journal layouts. Sometimes those tasks overlap. A lot of the time. A lot of the time they overlap.
No percent of that is hanging out with me... and that just seems wrong.
Text to Frankie
Frankie: whatever dustin
Frankie: i've slept fourteen hours in the last week and ten of them were while i was still in the hospital
Dustin: right
Dustin: I'll letcha get to it then
Text to Frankie
Frankie: yeah well he's not a seal pup and he's not my pet he's my kid so
Frankie: yeah no problem i wouldnt be bothered i love you mom
Dustin: okay... well it was supposed to be a compliment cus I think seal pups are adorable
Dustin: but the thing about wanting to have a seal pup as a pet was a totally separate txt like 1 I don't think a baby could kill me I hang out with them all the time #realpunk 2 babies don't smell like fish
Dustin: ?? I'm not your mom ??
Dustin: jk thanks she likes you lots too
Text to Frankie
Frankie: i did
Frankie: tell her thanks
Dustin: it was a complement
Dustin: I wish I could have a seal pup as a pet u know
Dustin: but then it would kill me so like problematic and my hands would smell like fish all the time probably
Dustin: yeah for sure
Dustin: also there's a possibility she might follow u cus she asked to see the pic and I sent it to her and I'm sorry for that
Text to Frankie
Frankie: he is
Frankie: well, all things considered im good
Frankie: tired and quite frankly sore
Dustin: did u see my insta comment!
Dustin: it was priceless
Dustin: makes sense
Dustin: good to hear about the good part though
Dustin: my mom said to say congrats too btw
