Abyssal Paladin

Indie RP blog for Dark Souls I NPC Paladin Leeroy. Semi-selective, canon divergent, nonprivate! Followed back from @sanctus-chevalier, written by James.

[vilestblood]

BONKs the Crow bc GO TO HORNY JAIL >:V (@paladin-errant-leeroy bc the Last Holy Blade senses the horni energy)

“Oh. FINALLY.”

[paladin-errant-leeroy]

“I will never understand you Vilebloods exactly because of things like this.”

[ashenembers]

Frozen Eleum Loyce

Dark Souls 2: Crown of the Ivory King

[pericardium-and-glass]

Paladin Leeroy Jenkins and Gravelord Nito is a crack-ship that I sometimes take seriously.

[paladin-errant-leeroy]

Hello yes it’s me Leeroy mun aka James, don’t think I don’t see my new followers 👀 I’m still here, just low activity ATM bc I’ve work and college djdndjddn, and any time I’m not doing that I’m on my PS4 or homework.

I know I promised I’d come back ;w; sorry I’m taking a while, but I’ll try and see if I can actually get back to interactions during the summer.

[paladin-errant-leeroy]

Muse Habits

Muse Habits

nail biting | throat-clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | binge drinking (sorta-kinda; principally for dramatic effect) | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot-tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye-rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back of their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril-flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist-clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders

Tagged by: @dragonslain (since THIS is my actual Paladin Leeroy blog lkjefoiwf) Tagging: @ringfinger-leonhard @goldenornstein @yellowfingcr @maldrontheassassin DO IT THE LOT OF YOU

[whooh-rpmusings]

                                                    I let the blade do the talking…                                                  So my tongue shall become iron                                               And my words the mighty roar of war 

[umbral-fantome]

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE SOULSBORNE?

https://discord.gg/Eteb6xV

Papa Leeroy’s Discord server for all you soulsborne fans and RP blogs to come together, be it for jolly cooperation, for lore or for just talking about this beautiful game series in general while making loads of friends, come on over!

Please introduce yourself in our welcome hall and we will love to have you to be part of this family. Currently also taking moderator applications <3

[nogoodnessimproveme-archive]

Reblog this is your muse has straight up actually died

Optional: they’ve returned from the dead

[oldmemesandhelpandthings-gone]

Send Me Your Assumptions About My Muse

and I’ll respond with “Correct”, “Nope”, or “Kinda”.

[paladin-errant-leeroy]

@goldenornstein

“Beat my record, you punk ass long ass bitch.”

[paladin-errant-leeroy]

OOC:

(Taps mic) HELLO IS THIS ON?

Anyway, hi! It’s me Leeroy, I’m not dead, just hibernating and taking a break from Tunglr and rping :’D I’ll try to make my way back once 2020 hits!

Stay tuned to see Leeroy/CO make their return!

[paladin-errant-leeroy]

OOC:

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY :D

[paladin-errant-leeroy]

“Happy Feast of the Gravelord day, hollows! I’ll be down in the tomb working with the Gravelord @sepulcreo to monitor the rave.”

[paladin-errant-leeroy]

OOC:

Destiny AU Leeroy the Sunbreaker Titan.

Instead of throwing hands, he’s now legitimately throwing hammers.

Also, rocket launcher.

[paladin-errant-leeroy]

Also

Stronk Titan boi lifting his tiny warlock bf on his shoulders.

[paladin-errant-leeroy]

OOC:

Destiny AU Leeroy the Sunbreaker Titan.

Instead of throwing hands, he’s now legitimately throwing hammers.

Also, rocket launcher.

[vitorofthescaleless]

“Stare into the abyss, and it stares back. It gives people lots of these creepy, beedy red eyes for some reason. It’s quite unsettling.”

— Artorias the Abysswalker, the Lost Annals of History, probably

[paladin-errant-leeroy]

@abysstaken

[dovingmemes]

random sentence starters

random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “