PaleoEmpress

Sex. Ocean. Dinosaurs.

[gifshistorical]

Sam Heughan as Jamie Fraser · Outlander 1.02

[bakustark]

Morally ambiguous character with long hair and a tragic backstory: [exists]

Me:

[naturespiritheart]

by Nastco 

[strawberry-crocodile]

tumblr outside of palaeoblr doesn’t really understand that paleontology is an actual scientific field of study and not, like, a fandom that makes up rules about monsters.

[the-cybersmith]

If you want your field to have more respect, stop making monsters less interesting. I preferred T-Rexes before the retcon. Feathers are rubbish, stop doing that!

[autisticexpression]

Human pet guy thinks you can retcon real animals

[strawberry-crocodile]

cybersmith disagreeing with me is a better argument for my position than anything i could ever say

[bubbleclerk100]

He Scream

AHHHHH!!!!

[cannedtins-deactivated20201027]

OOOOOOOOGHHHH

[o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0]

[richhooker]

U kno he dead

[tribute-to-nothing]

[paleo-empress]

If you're reading this there's a good chance you have virtually unlimited access to extremely rare earth metals and I need you to not take that for granted.

[thebootydiaries]

me when i love something: i hate this

[thebootydiaries]

me: are there any spirits listening

ouija: yes are you alone

me: yes

ouija: haha nice whats up :P

me: trying to contact my dead grandmother

ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

[thebootydiaries]

me: *taking a test*

my brain: Capri Sun

me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-

my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

[dinodorks]

Untitled 

by Kimberly Matteson

[sdzoo]

SIMPLE BREEDING SEASON MAKEUP TUTORIAL! The red-cheeked cordon-bleu’s blush game is on point. 👌 

pic: Craig Chaddock 

[from-a-distant-end]

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III | How to Train Your Dragon by Cressida Cowell

[thebootydiaries]

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

do u have a bf

it’s a dream of mine to have a beautiful farm

[thebootydiaries]

Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you