Uniquely Maddening @palteringcecutiency - Tumblr Blog

motherfuckers oughta be afraid of the soft spoken trolls, the ones whos quiet and dont make much fuss

they aint broken, they just learnt to survive

an if survivin longer means makin sure you quietly die, well thats a lot motherfuckin easier to do than to swallow all the pride and temper a troll has in them, and a motherfucker who can do that can do any motherfuckin thing

#devotedharlequin #c:

trolljacksparrow

damn, noww i wwanna wwear a pirate flag

palteringcecutiency

Alas, the downside to piracy in space.

#trolljacksparrow

anabiosisdiscarnate

Apparently I forgot to post this, 8ut I’m a prettier mermaid than @geminidoomed.

#anabiosisdiscarnate #How curious.#It oddly suits you.#long post

trolljacksparrow:

terrible?

c:

#trolljacksparrow

trolljacksparrow:

palteringcecutiency:

Come now, changing to an olive hardly means a wall can suddenly sneak up on me.

wwalls are an olivvebloods natural predator, dont you knoww??

In my experience, it’s been hairbrushes.

#trolljacksparrow

trolljacksparrow:

palteringcecutiency:

c:

#I rather made everyone look tiny#including the doorways.#Quite fun I must say c: i /wwish/ you banged your head at least /once/

Come now, changing to an olive hardly means a wall can suddenly sneak up on me.

#trolljacksparrow

questionlife

I opened the door and only Arthur came inside. It’s raining. I couldn’t find the other cat. She’s usually the first to come through the door, so I got slightly worried.

Until