The Office

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[pamandjimhalpert]

Dwight: *sneezes*

Jim from behind the wall: bless you

Dwight: God? 

[pamandjimhalpert]

Rainn Wilson when he put on the wolf t-shirt:

[pamandjimhalpert]

Michael: Can’t you do something about Toby?

Dwight: Like sit him down and have a talk with him?

Michael: No, like stand him up and have him shot!

Dwight: Don’t be absurd. There’d be an inquiry.

[pamandjimhalpert]

Dwight: Want to have a baby, Angela? Your eyes, my everything else. That baby would be unstoppable.

[pamandjimhalpert]

Stanley, doing a crossword: I need a four letter word for disappointment

Michael: Toby

*silence*

Stanley: It fits

Jim: *looks into the camera*

[pamandjimhalpert]

Stanley: I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for, that is the life!

[pamandjimhalpert]

Jim: Why is Michael crying?

Pam: He went on the weird side of YouTube.

[pamandjimhalpert]

Michael: In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves.

Oscar: Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby Doo, damn it!

[pamandjimhalpert]

Dwight: Look at this place. Half-eaten food. Crumpled tissues. Pictures of your family.

Jim: What’s wrong with the pictures? Dwight: If you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like.

[filmouts]

#when michael scott thought that prison was EXACTLY like in harry potter

[fishbreeder]

let me tell you being a fish breeder is not easy first i have 400 fish then i have zero?? this occupation is filled with an equal amount of joy and sadness

[daisyjonhsons]

#iconic #that was such a moment

[theofficeedit]

[imovedtomynewblog-deactivated20]

which jim halpert are you?

[pamandjimhalpert]

michael to dwight: i challenge you to a friendly game of rock, paper, scissors

dwight: oh, I believe you’re referring to the classic game of quartz, parchment, shears?

[pamandjimhalpert]

angela: why are your tongues purple?

pam: i had a blue slurpee

jim: and i had a red one

[pamandjimhalpert]

jim: it’s a bad idea

dwight: why do you say that?

jim: they’re the only kind you have.