lover of vines, the office, and fish

stay cool my dudes stay cool

[fishbreeder]

i’ve been discovered

[fishbreeder]

no one:

me in seventh grade when i wore mascara for the first time:

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[nbeenary]

[itswednesdaymydudesteehee-blog]

It was Wednesday…

I walked into Chili’s… he welcome me when no one else did. A bible study was going on. The songs of kumbaya played in the background. At one table sat a sad little boy. He had just lost the spelling bee. He spelt iridocyclitis wrong. Next to him a man was crying. He only had 69 cents and you know what that means. He didn’t have enough money to buy chicken nuggets. Across the restaurant a little boy was yelling at a man. Apparently this man was not his dad. At the table next to them, two kids sat and were coloring. One child looked at the others crayon and asked him if it was a weed. Confused, he said no it’s a crayon but he was interrupted when the other ran to the kitchen and called 911 through the microwave.

[dwightkschrutethebeetfarmer]

“That’s what she said”- Michael Gary Scott

[fishbreeder]

let me tell you being a fish breeder is not easy first i have 400 fish then i have zero?? this occupation is filled with an equal amount of joy and sadness