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Pamela Isley; 30; eco-terrorist; botanist; plant enthusiast  

[watsonofagun]

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It may be a secret gift left on your doorstep or given in person.

[ivyist]

Poison Ivy + text posts 2/?

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[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. // [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? // [text] I am available for nakedness // [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon

[ text>> oleander ] You did. four times if i remember right.[ text>> oleander ] both? definitely both.[ text>> oleander ] shit. me too. Come over and we can do something about it.[ text>> oleander ] Harley, when have I ever been the Pumba to your Timon? [ text>> oleander ] I could /never/ get drunk enough for that.

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[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. // [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love.

[ text >> Cat’s Tail ] What did you want?[ text>> Cat’s Tail ] My Venus Fly Traps need tlc and you’re keeping me from them[ text>> Cat’s Tail ] Sentiment noted. [ text>> Cat’s Tail ] Let me help, please?’ll take that gum when you get here though.

[rpmemes-gallery]

MUSE IS UNDER TRUTH SERUM FOR ONE HOUR. ASK ME ANYTHING. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS AND EVERYTHING MUST BE ANSWERED. GO!

[zuby]

Tim | Silvio | James

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Conner | Alfred

[whambamthankyoubram]

more texts for you bitches

[polyhq-deactivated20170220]

twofacedent:

kierazorel:

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

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Conner | Alfred

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Pamela took his offer. "A little drink first. Then you can teach me  ins and outs of dancing."

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p a m e l a  i s l e y  [ poison ivy ]

“ It took God seven days to build paradise, let’s see if i can do better. “

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@capedcrusvder

“I can’t say that I could ever get used to events like these. How do you manage to pull these off so flawlessly?” Pamela inquired. One way of getting on someone’s good side was always making them talk about themselves of course. And if she ever wanted to rid the world of earth ruiners, she’d have to play nice at some point.

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S t a r t e r    C a l l ;

Okay, I’m BAAAACK. So, I’m gonna drop my old threads (just lemme know if you wanna keep one cause i’m down to do them i swear.) Just like this and I’ll throw up an individual starter from Ivy, Conner or Alfred. <3 I love y’all. 

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ᕤ from your friendly neighborhood Uncle J xoxo

“Listen to me, god dammit!”

@ofclcwns

[cunningkyle]

@ofharl // @pamivys // @cunningkyle -  GOTHAM CITY SIRENS

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ᕤ

“It’s gonna be okay, just listen to me.”

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ᕤ

“Get out.”

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ᕤ

“Why can’t I erase you?”

[multifxceted]

send me a ᕤ...

[lonelygvn]

of-deathshots:

multifxceted:

And I’ll generate a number and use the following starters below the cut!

(1-146) mix of angst, nsfw-ish, crack, randome, fluff, all the good stuff. All depends on how you interpret it!)

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cunningkyle:

   a dry CHUCKLE rolls off her tongue like venom, eyes well-adjusted to the darkness are aided by the meager moonlight as she roams about the room, peering over the curious collection of flowers and… whatever else.

                                     ❛ less dangerous? what’s the fun in that!              c’mom, ivy— live a little… i might have nine lives, but you only got the one,                                      it’s best to enjoy it while you can… ❜

  there’s a TAUNTING curve to her lips; one that implies she’s winning this battle against gloom, but it shouldn’t come as a surprise— once you mingle with bats, you learn how to slip through the cracks.

                       ❛ see? we humans aren’t all bad…                                      just about 70% — give or take. ❜

Ivy rolled her eyes at the other woman. “Danger is all that seems to keep you going Selina.” If she thought she was going to win, Selina had another thing coming. Ivy could be just as cunning as she was. Her eyebrows raised, “We can always even it out. Give you something to value your life for.” It was all talk of course, when it came down to it, she always liked Selina’s company. But this was one of those times she didn’t expect to enjoy it. “Make it closer to eight five percent and I’m slightly more inclined to agree with you.”