To Yeet or Be Yeeted

🍊dumbassery at its finest🍊 🌋pan | he/him 🌋 Voltron/Marvel/Shit-posts

[call-me-noa]

Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

[helloitsbees]

[thoradvice]

25% is better than 0%. trying a little is better than not trying at all. eating a protein bar is better than nothing. using dry shampoo is better than not showering. cleaning one section of your room or house is better than not cleaning any of it. writing a paragraph of your essay is better than not starting it. whatever you can manage today is okay. you can try again tomorrow. little steps are to be proud of.

[silverhawk]

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

[wbicepuppy]

no come back ma’am

[spoookiepie]

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

[transmechanicus]

underwater wife

[jambambles]

Underwater love of my underwater life

[charleslove]

Marvel didn't make sylvie genderfluid because if she presented just a bit more masc she would be so powerful kang would die right then and there

THIS TBH

they also didn't make her genderfluid bc if sylvie looked like our loki or was male at any point they wouldn't have done the kiss <3

[maudit-innocent]

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

[tumakhunter]

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

[graymooncult]

OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article

[maudit-innocent]

Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right

[ruthsic]

the only kind of gatekeeping I will allow

[pikaole]

[totallycorrectbsd]

“Buy me a funeral stripper!”

— Dazai

[totallycorrectbsd]

Yosano: I’m not going to be mad, just tell me why you have a fake ID.

Kyoka: ...You have to be over eighteen to pet the rabbits at the pet store.

[whitecop]

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

[ed-longshanks]

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

[jeekoftheweek]

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

[hoardofhyperfixations]

....I got an ad for a movie about a guy with schizophrenia....but it wasn't a horror movie....it was a love story!! Fuck yeah, movie!!

[c-h-pictures]

I don’t know why, but I don’t believe this exists.

[smileyzs]

It does, i saw the ad for it myself

[c-h-pictures]

Can someone link me this?

[smileyzs]

https://youtu.be/kjXPI0K6C8M

I think its this but im not quite sure

[c-h-pictures]

I love this already, I have tears. If they mess this up -

I need to figure out how to explain to my parents that I need to see this without going into the workings of my mental health now.

I genuinely have tears just from this trailer.

[psychopcmpz]

yes yes yes!!! ok ok so this is based off of a book i have it somewhere but its like. a good sized novel and its literally so good if you thought the trailer was good pls go read it oh my gods

[im14andivebeen14foramonth]

I'm gonna fucking cry

A movie about a TEENAGE boy with SCHIZOPHRENIA that's ISNT a horror movie, has a BLACK FEMALE as one of the main characters, DOESN'T put the main character down for his mental disorder, let's the character BE MORE THAN HIS MENTAL DISORDER, let's him have A MAIN INTEREST AND HOBBY which is cooking and not something like SCIENCE which they usually give to all schizophrenics or people with mental disorders as a stereotype, AND SO MUCH MORE

I'm going to cry.

[ollovaemisc]

HI GUYS. FUNNY THING?? THE AUTHOR WAS MY CREATIVE WRITING TEACHER IN HIGH SCHOOL!! SHES HE SWEETEST PERSON AND I'LL ADD HER IG LATER!! SHES WONDERFUL AND KIND AND GREAT AT TEACHING!!

[januceit]

I don’t have schizophrenia but I’m emotional because I know how important this is. I love it so much omg

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Hey guys, good news, this movie comes out TODAY! August 21, 2020, so anyone who sees this post? This movie is out!

[dearbisexual]

“lgbt people are allowed to hate religion and u can’t call them out for it”

nah. im allowed to be like, distrustful and wary of and even hate christianity specifically, b/c i come from a christian background. 

that doesn’t mean that 1) im allowed to give lgbt christians grief or 2) im allowed to be islamophobic or antisemitic 

[dearbisexual]

everyone who’s commented on this post and hollered over jewish and muslim folks and acted like they’re morally and intellectually superior for being an atheist is a fucking moron

[cenkrett]

Half of the people on tumblr:  “I talk pretty tough for someone with a soft, fluffy bunny heart full of feelings.” Me, unable to relate:  “I talk a lot about tolerance and understanding for someone who is always 2 seconds away from serious violence.”

[sofyreneko]

ok so you know those buzzfeed unsolved klance aus where keith and lance are ryan and shane? why is it that in every single one i’ve seen keith is shane and lance is ryan?

reasons why keith is ryan

the guy is a conspiracy theorist, like look at this

the cryptid like figure that its between the images, he definitely believes in cryptids

he found the blue lion and shiro only because he had a “feeling” he immediately followed

believed the garrison were lying about the mission report

he is short

when he found out the alien cat-like ship he did not hesitate or questioned it

reasons why lance is shane

he is a tall boi

likes to antagonize and be against what keith (ryan) says

his immediate reaction after pidge told him about aliens

the guy was literally “so you’re crazy alright” and then couldn’t believe it when he saw shiro’s ship

he looks so unimpressed with the whole thing he honestly looks like “so this where the alien is supposed to be... well i dont see anything can we go home now?”

often engages with alien (supernatural) folks with little respect or fear at all

how do people not see this?

[inspiration-rain]

I finally read call me, beep me on ao3 and it’s,,,so good?? I haven’t finished it yet but y’all lemme tell you,,,it’s missing Klance hours 😭👊

[pan-dumbass-energy]

yooooo call me beep me was so cute

[fatuif-cker]

Creates a list of Dazai moments that make me say, “Haha Don’t Kill Yourself, You’re So Sexyyy”

[lady-tortilla-chip]

Ya know I have this whole thing in my head about how Dazai’s relationship with Chuuya, how he had initially wanted Chuuya to join as his subordinate, the disappointment when he didn’t, and his treatment of Akutagawa are linked but I’m not sure where to even begin articulating it. 🙃

[awkward-akutagawa]

akutagawa leggy appreciation

akutagawa “thicc thighs save lives” ryuunosuke