Attract weirdos, manage chaos.

Lonep (also on ao3) // My pronouns are I/me and the rest is your problem // czech @ja-nevim-proc

[patronsaintofdemons]

hey. look at me. download flashpoint and play that game you loved when you were a kid and couldn't understand enough english to play it efficiently. it won't fix you but it will come close

[oddarette]

All of my light bulbasaurs in one place :)

[markpakin]

DEEP IN | Ep.1

[stupid-twink-girl]

[mersinia]

Lemonade?

[barin-mclegg]

Obviously it's grapes

[little-bisexual-gargoyle]

goth/nerd/prep/jock alignment chart but with dropout cast

but there's 2 versions because, to quote Zac in Ratfish...

why do they all feel like fuckin' Beardsley?

[agnost]

sgjkdfjgmldfkgldf mgkdf gdf gfd when the handmaiden / feudal lord meme takes over your dashboard lmaooooooo

[lookataleaf3000]

This is the night lesbian tumblr peaked

[hes-the-stallion]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[dragon-in-a-fez]

am I doing this right

[totally-cis-offical]

Important tags

[williamestsource]

PEACH AND ME BEHIND THE SCENES EP2

[aropride]

i think when actors need to leave a show for whatever reason but the character is important and doesnt need to be written off / writing them off would make the story worse i think they should just hire a new actor for the character but, and this is the crucial bit, hire a similar-looking actor of a different gender. Yeppp they look different bc they transitioned between seasons. Obviously

[monamoni]

104 skydivers, 20 nations and one beautiful world record breaking moment

[plothooksinc]

For the people in the notes, this is not AI. A simple search online will find it on news sites.

[brennacedria]

A link to a news report for quick reference

[redscharlach]

I know it's often easy to forget this, when it seems like there are arseholes everywhere, but human beings do some excellent stuff.

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[tea-and-hockey]

FUJOSHI FISH????

[crap-userrname16]

[greater-than-the-sword]

It's almost like school is the ONLY place most people will ever encounter an analog clock in this day and age. They don't get any practice in outside of school and for good reason. Analog clocks are so last century. They are pretty, but they are going the way of the sundial. I reckon most kids these days also can't use a fountain pen or a slide rule. They don't even make kids wash their slates or clap out their chalk dust from the chalkboard erasers.

[keepcatholic]

Learning how to read an analog clock usually involves learning the skill of skip counting (i.e. counting by 5s, 10s, 15s, etc.). Skip counting is typically viewed as a precursor to learning multiplication and the reason why young students are usually taught to interpret the face of a clock before learning multiplication itself. It also helps children learn how to count faster by grouping. Reading a clock is also the earliest (and only) introduction most children ever get to counting in a system other than base 10, which is extremely helpful later when learning about angles/geometry and other subjects where the sexagesimal system is standard like geography and astronomy.

I get what you are saying about not getting too attached to outdated technologies and systems, but an early introduction to the sexagesimal system is one of Chesterton’s ‘fences across the road’ we should absolutely leave up, lest we create a whole new set of problems.

[theenderwalker]

xie lian. you agree. reblog.

[allpiesforourown]

Wei wuxian in fics: I'm a slutty little omega seductress in booty shorts

Wei wuxian in canon: hangin out by the blood pool #mybloodpool

[totally-not-dee]

sometimes soulmates are an aroace man and an autistic rock alien

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[ladyshinga]

i think baby-priority-seating should be a thing on planes. like. not, "they go on first", i mean how seating is ARRANGED. like o shit there's a baby on this flight? then the attendants ask everyone in the waiting area "who here is good with babies and enjoys the communal human experience of helping a parent soothe a scared child?" and then they rearrange everyone to make sure those people are sitting next to the baby just in case, and boom, less stress for probably literally everyone including the baby

i have no idea why i am thinking about this. i have no baby and have not been on a flight in years. this is dan levys fault

[tfemflightinstructor]

No no youre onto something