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✨ 🪦 20’s • no minors 🪦 ✨ i don’t trip when i fall cause i bounce back ( ˘ ³˘)

[panb1mbo]

no minors | 21+ preferred here

reblogging my shit is fine unless tagged otherwise, leave any comments in the tags.

just another internet diary, don’t take what i write here to heart. or do. imagine a raccoon with a caffeine addiction. that's me!

name: ellie age: born in the 2000s pronouns: they/her identities: wouldn't u like to know kinks: way too many to name, cw for kinks like cnc + violent fantasies limits: bathroom play, detrans shit, race fetishization, anything in kink tied to weight-related control or restriction. p3dophila/beastial1ty isn't a kink but if you think it is and interact with me catch a block since i can’t fight you irl… yet asks: accepting but terrible at replying

DNI/BLOCK LIST: minors, bitch babies who can't handle conversations abt race + racism, anti lgbtq+, anti-sex work, classist elitist ableist mfs, terfs, weirdos who fetishize races, ED-positive/thinspo blogs, tajin haters, ppl who don’t like sharks n frogs? you’re on thin fucking ice.

[ripe]

[panb1mbo]

ur allowed to laugh, i sure as shit did. being in an horrible relationship will really have you quoting jojo swia with your whole chest, fully serious. "well, if you yell at me i'm going to cry" GIRL. GET UP.

[chainofclovers]

Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that

Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[akindplace]

have you ever thought about how your friend calling you by your name can make it sound pretty? or even the silliest nickname sounds 100% cooler when it’s said by those who care about you

[panb1mbo]

a man with a massive swastika tattoo checked out my dating profile

[panb1mbo]

working from home is just several minutes or hours of silence and furious typing followed by the randomest shit you'll ever hear until i hit u with the next random thing i find interesting

[panb1mbo]

was beating myself up about calling it quits early on a hike cause i wanted to do my regular trail twice over, but it was stormy and the trail was going real marshy. called it quits after a trail of bubbles in shin level muddy water spooked me. didn't step foot in that shit because the fuck i look like? stupid? and that was yesterday. today, there was a massive alligator in my backyard. the creek overflowed. the wildlife has been bolder. i get it universe. i can afford a little chill here and there.

[kissed1996]

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

[artfest]

[panb1mbo]

my dog, for some unknown reason (i've asked), feels deeply, morally betrayed when i give him a pill in cheese, a sausage, in tuna. but somehow, when i plop him next to me on the couch, cornered style. gently and firmly hold his snout open, and pop a pill at the back of his throat, gently hold his snout closed, and then rub his throat to encourage him to swallow he's fine as long as he gets a treat after. my other dog fully tries to murder me and kill herself if i don't roofie her via sausage. and she's a weenie mix, so this is clearly cannibalism.

[125storejuice]

Small train doodles

[jv]

This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

[ashenmind]

[panb1mbo]

"who dresses like that to grab water?" please, you're not blind, just pressed about how other people dress and willing to run your mouth to strangers. if you really wanna get into it, the bitch wearing a sports bra and leggings is dressed properly to pop a squat and lift 50 pounds worth of liquid. i'd like to see you bend your knees, drop it to the floor, and come back up with decent form without throwing out your back or being restricted by your outfit choices

[panb1mbo]

next person to correct me when i call meg my fave queer artist is getting punched in the solar plexus. do you listen to the music?? cause if you listened to the music we would NOT be having this discussion.