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lenialenient

ephemeraldesiderata

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

phantoms-lair

funnylime

why my hand shaky

sundial911

your skeleton is ready to hatch

funnylime

this is so fucking ominous thank you

rcktpwr

pros of being hit by a truck: i am fairly sure i have broken every bone in my body and severely crippled the dastardly skeleton inside me cons of being hit by a truck: i am trapped in a full body cast with said skeleton and i know for a fact that he is plotting his revenge and i’m fucking terrified

xtec

the full body cast is your nerves and skin

dankmemeuniversity

lulasnowblood

pandabagels

Ugly buddies

shittymoviedetails

In the Little Mermaid (1991), Ariel meets an African mermaid from the Ivory Coast. This is because mermaids are fictional and can be black.

welovegamingz

The future of gaming is here..

iprayforangels-deactivated20220

everything about the gestures o the hands convey the concept of a robot that is absolutely fucking pumped to pet a cat and then panics when it doesnt go right

catchymemes

animyuls

valtsv

me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

luftraptor

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

mrs-faggot

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

wolverinequeen

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.