Doth Thou Defy Gravity?

[queenriver-deactivated20200113]

fun fact: if you text a landline, it’ll call the landline in a robot voice and read the text

less fun: our intern was locked out this morning and didn’t realize the number she had for the other assistant was a landline so she texted it because she was locked out so at 9:30 this morning our phone rang with a robot voice loudly saying PLEASE LET ME IN before hanging up

[babyanimalgifs]

Sleepy kittens and puppers compilation.

[ruinedchildhood]

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[jupitersmusings]

i want this on my grave

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stability]

THIS IS DOPE S/O TO CHEERIOS

[pandamanswag]

“Not the fluffy though, I’m not a bitch”

[2treehill]

mom why do you have the same handwriting as santa

[mykidjustsaid]

[but-im-a-tomboy]

So pure

[noctomania]

THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD ALWAYS GO

[onlytwitterpics]

[soivechangedmypleatoguilty]

Don’t ever tell me that wrestling’s fake ever again

[stunningpicture]

I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.

[persephonesecretlair]

I need this shirt.

[qualitees]

I found it online here!

[aristocratic-bohemian]

I want this shirt lol

[prettyboyhaikyu]

I love this shirt

[buttermilkbaddie-deactivated202]

Everytime I saw this and thought it said “grandfather” and I was like why is no one talking about the grandfather is fit af but…nvm lol

[foggysandwichcollector-blog]

Omg I did too

[gymnrat6969]

Hey, grandpa’s can be just as fit and horny as you young guys. And we know all the moves too!!!

[itsagifnotagif]

Wtf

[asian]

Makes sucking things cute

[emotiona1shorty]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ibmblr]

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