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Kailey is the name, Pete Wentz is the game

[lyricallymnded]

ratking // boston manor

[bitchycode]

Me in the future

[best-of-memes]

[tope-con-hewwo]

Piping fuckin hot take incoming but it doesn’t matter if fat people are healthy. Not everyone has to be a paragon of fuckin health to be treated like a person.

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[spideyytorch]

Cursed post

[officialunitedstates]

we gave six robots six guns and asked them to build an even bigger gun. they asked for some paintbrushes and paint instead and made a really hurtful caricature of me

[artechouse]

i have a question

[officialunitedstates]

it took me 4 and a third hours to stop crying

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[chrislilleyfandom]

[pettymvmi-deactivated20190907]

if you’re reading this i hope you find the strength to get through whatever it is that’s causing you so much trouble or pain at the moment

[meanplastic]

A Star is Born - 2018

Deleted Scene

[panicatthedubstep]

FUCK MEEEE

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

werewolves stink like wet dog and shed all over your furniture and are probably really really needy around a full moon and wake u up all the time with questions about morality but on the other hand vampires are like “øh hëllö thêrę vøuld yoü lïke to help me örganise mai evening vear closët for the third time this veëk :)” so really you cant win

[princepeterwolf]

The Original Meeting for The Prince and Snow White, from the original 1937 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs comic strip, released weekly, beginning December 14, a week before the film’s premiere.

[shelephant]

Look, everyone! He has a name.

[superwolfiestar]

Well it about time that we know what his fucking name was.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

you: prince charming

me, an intellectual: PRINCE BUCKET HEAD

[artgirllullaby]

this is somehow cuter

[theselflovetoad]

WE WERE ROBBED

[meangirlnurse]

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

[brehaaorgana]

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

[meangirlnurse]

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

[meangirlnurse]

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

[brehaaorgana]

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

[meangirlnurse]

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

[dirtandleather-deactivated20171]

i found my new favorite post on this website 

[lassoway]

lucas and dustin trying to impress max

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

this is so wild, this guy thought his landlord was going into his house and leaving him post-it notes but he just had an extreme case of carbon monoxide poisoning 

[rosie-girl]

Modern ghost story

[cockyhorror]

Did reddit save this dudes life

[gelfling]

What the fuck

[bubblesthewaterbender]

NO BUT I READ THIS WHOLE THING ONCE.

he got the CO detector out, saw that it was in dangerous levels (there was a problem with an underground parkade in his building, iirc), calmly went “shit”, and went to the hospital. If he didn’t get that advice, he would most likely be dead now.

The best part? He didn’t get a webcam app or anything. He just made a folder, called it Webcam, and called it a night in his carbon monoxide induced delirium.

This is honestly one of my favorite Reddit stories.

[gymclassieros-deactivated201808]

travis lazarus “travie” mccoy (born august 6, 1981) is an american rapper, singer and songwriter.

[lovblush]

retweet if you’re GAY, you’re CONCERNED ABOUT THE BEES, or if you WANNA DIE

[animal-plantation]

all of the above