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BMC characters as things my friends and I have said pt. 4

Michael: So, I got hit by a car. But im okay, I only got clipped. *Do you need anything?* Actually, I could use some weed.

Rich: She likes the guy I like, so now im going to go out of my way on a daily basis to be a complete bitch and ruin their friendship. Sounds like a plan to me.

Jeremy: I broke my laptop, can I borrow someone elses? ONLY FOR LIKE A HALF HOUR!?

Christine: I get to see Dear Evan Hansen on January 26th, thats 129 days from today, I already bought his outfit and Im going to buy a cast to slide over my arm. Does anyone have a sharpie?

Jake: I put out the fire, its okay.

Jenna: OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE SLEPT WITH HIM

Chloe: I threw away the cookie batter box before I read how long to cook them for, so I just guessed a half hour.

Brooke: Come along now, slut.

I hate my parents

*My birthday is august 25th*

*On august 20th*

My dad: Start packing!

Me: Why?

My dad: Were going to New York?

Me: *excited* WHY?

My dad: Be more chill revival, duh.

Me: REALLY?

My dad: No, youre going back to your moms. We leave in an hour.

I hate my parents:

#be more chill #bmc #Richard Goranski #Rich Goranski #Michael Mell #Jeremy Heere #Chloe Valentine #Jenna Rolan #Brooke Lohst #Jake Dillinger #Expensive Headphones #Boyf Riends #Richjake #Pinkberry

Rich was drunk

In "smartphone hour" it states that Rich wasnt intoxicated or high, but after that the squip states that he was, in fact drunk. Thats why his squip deactivated.

OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE

#bmc #be more chill #michael mell #rich goranski #chloe valentine #jenna rolan #jake dillinger #brooke lohst #Christine canigula #squip #the squip

Bmc characters as things my friends and I have said pt 3

Michael: hahahahha fleshlight

Rich: The desk fucking bit me

Jake: Look, I played soccer for 8 years, I can make a goal *misses goal* Well diddily darn

Jeremy: Wanna play a game? (sure.) furry roleplay. (fuck you.)

Christine: *mockingly* I TOUCHED AND ELEPHANT, I TOUCHED AN ELEPHANT!

Jenna: Omg, she always does this. Whats new?

Chloe: Don't act like you're the center of attention, we all know I am.

Brooke: I am giving you attention, what do you mean?!

#brooke lohst #chloe valentine #jenna rolan #jeremy heere #Michael mell #rich goranski #Christine canigula #jake dillinger #Boyf riends #boyf freinds #expensive headphones #richjake #stagedorks #pinkberry

Bmc characters as things my friends and I have said pt 2

Michael: I don't thing you really understand how fucking important it is for me to get stoned right now.

Rich: Okay so, you cheated on me... Because you thought I was cheating on you? But you didn't even ask me about it you just went straight ahead....? Okay, so. I think were gonna be done... You twisted bitch.

Jake: If I don't get into P.E this year because the class is full, i'm transferring.

Jeremy: I cant i'm busy. *other person asks what they have planned* Im going to fucking jerk off to furry roleplay.

Christine: This lighting is all wrong and i'm not here for it, call me when you fix it. I'm going to go pet the cat that lives under the dumpster.

Mr. Heere: Today i'm not going to school. Why you ask? Because i'm not.

Mr. Reyes: What if I threw a rock at your head to kill off those last three brain cells?

The Squip: Yeah, so instead how about you get this shirt because Thrasher is popular and you cant walk through the school doors looking homeless again

Jenna: If you kiss him, don't be surprised if you get an STD. His brother told me he has herpes. *sees a picture of them kissing* Well shit guys, they have herpes now.

Chloe: Cry me a river, and then drown yourself in it.

Brooke: Im not going because the nazis set up camp in my vagina.