go ahead talk about my current hyperfixation i won't be weird i promise
i lied

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin
noise dept.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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trying on a metaphor
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Product Placement
occasionally subtle

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
YOU ARE THE REASON
almost home

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NASA

roma★
taylor price
RMH
Peter Solarz
i don't do bad sauce passes
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go ahead talk about my current hyperfixation i won't be weird i promise
i lied
Ned: Are you ever laying there peacefully—
Peter: No.
Ned:…I didn’t even finish—
Peter: No.
<unknown source>
...Ignoring the husband part, obviously...
Peter Parker, was this you!?
Did you name and then loose Tony Stark's Roomba!?
And is that your AI's phone number you just listed!?
I need a fic about this
I lose followers every time I say “trans women are women”
so I’m gonna keep saying it until I weed out all ya
immediately lost two followers
I’d rather see my follower count drop than have anyone following who can’t handle the notion that TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN.
You can also leave if you can’t handle that trans men are Men.
// I had a really stupid talk with someone from my uni recently and they didn’t believe me that trans men are men as well so I whoever thinks this isn’t true can leave
YO WHAT THE FUCK I REBLOGGED THIS A LITTLE WHILE AGO AND LOST 3 FOLLOWERS WHAT THE HELL I’M FREAKING OUT THAT’S SO SHITTY
Trans women are women.
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN
TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN
Tony: Hey kid you should really read those novels, they’re classics.
Peter: No thanks Mr. Stark, they just seem really long and boring.
Tony: What’s that you’re reading there?
Peter, mumbling: ...a 500K slow burn Star Wars fanfic...
Harley: Be the first to fuck up something that nobody has ever fucked up.
Peter: I accidentally got a ferry to split in two pieces, nearly killing people in the process.
Harley: You’re on the right track :)
Tony: Harley shut the fuck—
Peter: Heca jehbe kahvrven idhwvbe hebenakd.
Tony: Um...what?
Peter: Ah sorry I thought autocorrect would work.
Tony: Peter this is a verbal conversation—
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Tony: Hey kid, you writing an essay or something?
Peter, typing out his Star Wars DR script: ...yes
Peter: If you haven’t seen two cats riding an elliptical together while looking like loafs of bread, are you really considered alive?
Peter: I don’t care what anybody says, I stand by what I think: nachos are real.
Tony: Who-who opposed???
Harley: I’m just saying...they’re a bit sus...
Peter: Pain. Agony even. Suffering perhaps. Torment maybe.
Tony: I just asked you what you wanted for dinner...jesus fucking christ—
Peter, humming: When you’ve wimbled all your wombles, and you’ve jingled all your jongles, listen to the flimble flomble of my fûckįñg tâñgęrïńē...
Tony:
Peter: People have asked me if I am a glass half full person or a glass half empty person
Peter: And I have come to this conclusion.
Peter: *abrubtly smashes glass on the ground*
Peter: You know, you could consider me like a barbie scooter.
Tony: Elaborate?
Peter: Fabulous and unstable 😀
Tony: I’m firing your therapist—
Tony: Ned, what was the first thing you did after the shooting?
Ned: I called my parents and told them that I was okay.
Tony: And what was the first thing Peter did?
Ned: He ate a banana.
Peter: Technically, you can’t prove that I can die until I do die.
Peter: And after today’s Spanish test, I might just test that theory.
Tony, using Peter’s own webshooters to web him to his bed: NO—