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[panicintheorchestra]

New blog to follow

I’m deleting this account and starting a new one @shrödingersgay

[panicintheorchestra]

New blog to follow

I’m deleting this account and starting a new one @shrödingersgay

[panicintheorchestra]

New blog to follow

I’m deleting this account and starting a new one @shrödingersgay

[panicintheorchestra]

New blog to follow

I’m deleting this account and starting a new one @shrödingersgay

[panicintheorchestra]

New blog to follow

I’m deleting this account and starting a new one @shrödingersgay

[panicintheorchestra]

New blog to follow

I’m deleting this account and starting a new one @shrödingersgay

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

This is illegal!

[thottavius-rex]

Haha hilarious Adam, keep up the good work.

[trainedchimpanzee]

[guitarbeard]

[candracandor]

This doesn’t even make sense, why can’t he just turn the fucking AC down?

[panicintheorchestra]

New blog to follow

I’m deleting this account and starting a new one @shrödingersgay

[panicintheorchestra]

Follow @shroedingersgay please!!!

[panicintheorchestra]

New blog to follow

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[cartnsncreal]

Those were the words of Christopher Barker, a leader of the Ku Klux Klan’s ‘Loyal White Knights’ during an interview with Univision’s late night news anchor, Ilia Calderon, for the show Aquí y Ahora.

Did this dude just try to quote the Bible?!?

OMG 

Spread This ^^^^ it’s real face of Amerikkka!

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Transcript: 

Barker: “Why don’t you go back? If you love your country, why do you come over here to chase the dollar? 

Calderon: “I go back all the time. 

Barker: “I hear all y'all people say- screamin ‘we do the jobs nobody wants to do!’ We have nothing here in America. Y’all keep flooding it. But like God said Yahweh himself says ‘We will chase you out of here, and it gonna be- “

Calderon: “Are you gonna chase me out of here?”

Barker: “No we’re gonna burn you out.”

Calderon: “You’re gonna burn me out? How are you gonna do it? How are you gonna do it with 11 million immigrants? ”

Barker: “Don’t matter. Hey, we killed 6 million Jews the last time.”

Calderon: “How? You’re telling me that you’re gonna burn me.”

Barker: “Yeah.”

Calderon: “That’s a threat.”

Barker: “You’re sitting on my property now.”

Calderon: “Yes. It is your property. And I understand that I’m probably the first black person, immigrant, here on your property.”

Barker: “At first thought you were Cuban. Or whatever. To me you’re a nigger that’s it.”

White supremacist offscreen: “Watch your mouth. [laughter]

Barker: “That’s it to me.”

[voices overlapping]

Calderon: “I find that offensive.”

Barker: “I don’t give a flying [bleep] call me a cracker.”

Calderon: “And I don’t think you need to go there because my skin color doesn’t define me.”

[rosespritz]

reminder to NOT look at the solar eclipse on monday without glasses specifically certified!!! you know how if you hold a magnifying glass up to the sun, the intensity is enough to start a fire??? same concept applies with the lens in your eye except it burns a hole into your retina instead…… I know you’re probably like “it’s for like 20 seconds so what” but even fractions of a second can do irreversible damage so plz protect your eyeballs!!!

[ulibeanzz]

straight people really think that i dont want to be around homophobes because i find their “opinions” unsavory like its disagreeing on economic policy or some shit. the reality is that i dont want to be around homophobic people because they pose a direct threat to me, because i am terrified of them and the potential violence they bring, because feeling their judgment is enough to make me lean back into self hatred and shame. please dont act like my refusal to chill with your local bigot is obstinate and unreasonable  

[onlytwitterpics]

[mothgeist]

i had a dream i moved to huntington west virginia and it slowly turned into bloodborne’s yharnam and justin kept appearing out of the corner of my eye standing there doing nothing 

[mothgeist]

[aardwolfpack]

Speculative depictions by Oberon Zell of the Loch Ness Monster as a giant mollusc.  Read the rationale behind the theory.

[thethemefrom90210-deactivated20]

ive never considered this possibility but ive reread this 4 times and now theres a part of me that refuses to believe nessie isnt a mollusk, and also very real

[devilishdescent]

i’d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character

[devilishdescent]

“hey new guy, this is CLARC, the station AI. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can’t really do anything. just make sure the airlocks are set to manual before you go in and you’ll be fine”

“yeah CLARC fucks with your laundry settings sometimes but that’s about it. if he’s bugging you just tell him to stop and he has to”

“sometimes i let him think he tripped me or something and he gets really excited and monologues for a while, it’s kind of sad”

[devilishdescent]

“CLARC my candy bar got stuck in the machine can you do anything about that”

“I’m sorry to hear that, Crewman Ade, but please consider the following: I am a divine entity, a glittering silicon God – how dare your filthy meat even exist in the face of my electric glory, much less ask favors of me?”

“suck my dick, CLARC, give me my twix”

[witchoil]

@editoress

[cvberitual]

“CLARC tried to cut all the oxygen in the living spaces but all he managed to do was turn off the a/c in my bedroom like an ASSHOLE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING” *bangs on the wall with one hand*

[thishartominefeelz]

CLARC keeps setting my fridge to “cool” instead of “cold”