"The shield's a metaphor. It's inside all of us!"

dragon age enthusiast

[panori]

anyways here’s my 4362879452nd inquisitor i’ve made, Nolola Lavellan ღ

[rogue-elf]

That struggle when you wanna side with mages bc they deserve to be free but also want barris to live but also want to have an adventure with ur new best friend Dorian back in time but you hate Samson and think calpernia is a better antagonist also want to adopt cole as ur son as early as possible u kno what I mean

[geezmarty]

A comic about visiting friends through the years

[panori]

i’ve never been more excited and scared to play DA2

my first ever red!hawke is gonna kick some fuckin booty

[dragonageconfessions]

CONFESSION:

“I love how either the game or the Devs assume that you’d have Varric in your party during In Your Heart Shall Burn. I did have him in my party for my first 2 playthroughs, so on my third I decided not to include him to see who’d nudge the Herald in joy. 6+ playthroughs now and it still makes me laugh. There’s just… nothing. Nothing at all. It’s hilarious to me. Is it someone not loading into the animation properly, other than Varric? Did they really just give that scene exclusively to Varric? I love it either way.”

Credit:  Confession Created by Confessor

[big-ass-magnet]

[exclusive-cowboy-deactivated201]

And men. On everyone.

[big-ass-magnet]

u r right and im a fool

[panori]

she may be smol but she’ll kick your werewolf ass

[antiqua-lugar]

Varric Tethras meeting each and every member of the Kirkwall gang (Hawke included):

[astrolunos]

kirkwall beware

[bluekaddis]

Monday be like

[dragonagehumor]

Someone: Wow you traveled with the Inquisitor?? What was she like?!

One of my party members: *flashbacks of the Inquisitor desperately trying to scramble up a slippery mountain even though the actual path was three feet away. Jumping off a cliff to get something below only to nearly die in the process. Doesn’t realize where she’s going and runs straight off a path in the Deep Roads-dying instantly. Trying to Fade Step across a tiny board over a waterfall, thinking it would be much faster and easier only to go flying off the waterfall and dying*

Other party member:… Fuckin Stupid

[yukinnn]

Dragon Age commissions for my friend @jeanlrr . I  had so much fun doing these pieces and now I really want to play the game haha 

[herhighness-thequeenofhearts]

Dragon Age Meme-qusition

Dorian: What’s better than this? Just a couple of dudes being guys

Adari (Lavellan): couple of guys being dudes

Dorian: Just a couple of dudes being gay

Adari: sHOW ME YOUR DICK DORIAN

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Maise (Cousland): Hey thanks for checking in, I’m STILL A PIECE OF GARBAGE

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Random citizen: someone is going to try to assasinate Empress Celene at her fancy party, please help!

Adari: Calm down, you don’t want to panic at the disco

*I Write Sins Not Tragedies starts playing*

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Hawke: I came to Kirkwall on that boat

*climbing over the railing* I’m ready to go now

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Adari, jumping off of every surface in Skyhold: YEET

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Maise: heard that you were hanging out with the Champion of Kirkwall

Zevran: It’s not what you think!

Maise: I woN’T HESITATE BITCH

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Ashiri (Lavellan): done with this fake-ass castle with all these fake-ass people

Sera: hey

Ashiri: hey

Ashiri: fuckin bitch

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Serani (Amell): hey Jowan I’m lesbian

Jowan: I thought you were Ferelden

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Orion (Surana), still tripping balls after the Joining: Look at all those chickens! *points at mabari*

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Hawke: hey guys, I just want to introduce you to my brother

Carver: hi

Hawke: *pushes Carver off the pier* nO ONE CARES

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Cullen: And they were apostates!

Hawke, an apostate: Oh my god, they were apostates

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Morrigan: Get yo fuckin dog bitch!

Maise: it don’t bite

Morrigan: YES IT DO!!!

[bheur-deactivated20150425]

Blackwall would have real problem keeping his bullshit with real wardens

[miyku]