There’s people working outside my house and they have funny conversations
Guy1- ItS ToO HOt
Girl- (continues to talk about construction tool) and its 62 and a quarter
Guy1- (shouting at the top of his lungs) SiXTy TWo AnD A QuaTEr
Guy2- god why do I work with you
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Guy 1- (to the girl) you should be my dad.
Girl- no.
Guy1- No but like think about it. You would make a great dad for me.
Girl- no.
Guy 1- okay guess who’s not getting a Father’s Day gift this year.
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Guy 1- (dining in the Walmart boy tune) I Need A THrEe By FoUR
(No one answers)
Guy 1- (yelling like this is Sparta) I NEED A THREE BY FOUR
Guy 1- (starts scatting) three by four ba bow
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Also there a VERY old dude who walks around with a scarf in his hat like one of those guys on a desert island and so far I’ve seen him eat the crust off a sandwich then complain that there wasn’t enough crust. Also he likes to point.
Guy one looks like he should be one of those people with a food show that just kinda eats at places and goes WOw the whole time. But in a good way.
Okay round two
The part time guy started singing I want it that way but only the part where it goes ‘you are my fire my one desire’ and then he would skip to ‘TeLl Me wHY’ and he made his voice crack. He then went on insisting that Lady Gaga wrote the song and the other guy was trying to say he believes him but he just kept insisting that Lady Gaga wrote the song
Update: My siblings decided to make a cut out of him and tried to draw him in it and put it up in the window. It has scared me several times. Im not sure what he thinks of it, but I’ve heard whispers of “there can only be one “ from him. Also, more recently my friend was helping me clean and he started making suicide jokes and the guy walks in and said “are you okay????” And when my friend said he was fine he proceeded to try and learn what memes were. I never thought I’d have to explain bill bye with the laser eye thingies.