Welcome to my Mess(TM)

I'm Maddy! This blog is kinda eclectic. Im kinda just here tbh. I post a lotta nonsense, some gif sets from shows I watch casually, and anything I find cool/fun (cute animals, writing tips, etc.) (24. She/Her/They)

[theonion]

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

Full Commentary

[bourtange]

jesus i wish this had been around when i was taking theater classes, i would done amazing with this as a monolog

[bourtange]

starting off like a middle schooler delivering a book report and by the end i am on my knees begging and sobbing

[raraeavesmoriendi]

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

[oneheadtoanother]

[70sscifiart]

Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[thehecklinghedgehog]

Kids five minutes into my first rugby game after four years I got my ankle squashedddddd and now I can’t walkkkkk

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[fadedlovemp3]

erling haaland kill harry kane and you will be reincarnated as a monster truck

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[phoebebyers]

[lesbianrey]

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[gay--dog]

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

[discount--dracula]

wbat the hell you weren't even exaggerating

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

[dyk-this-musical-song]

Do you know this Musical Song? #366

I know the song and the musical

I know the song but not the musical

I know the musical but not the song

I may know this

I have never heard this

Voting ended onJul 12

[furashuban]

[allegedly-human]

nonsense words such as "blorbo" and "skibidi" are outliers and a minuscule minority and thus do not invalidate that statement

[inthefallofasparrow]

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