HPMug

"I kind of look at it like it's your favorite directors making a mix tape just for you". -Ben Wyatt ✨ Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.✨ In terms of cinema, it is very possible I know more than you :)

[oneheadtoanother]

[hpmug]

You're letting yourself fall weak at the knees to this thing that you never needed.

-ME BECAUSE AI IS A CRUTCH STALLING HUMAN GROWTH

[breadandm]

somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

[segamascott]

[doctorslippery]

Shaggy's spidey sense went off at the mention of Bat Milk.

[generaljenobi]

[cinnamorel]

toby please im begging you let her be relevant like. at all in chapter 5

[byjove]

do you think the inevitable divorce will make Taylor Swift’s music better or worse

[dirac-equation]

Maybe it will make her stop making music and turn into a hermit living on an uncharted island in the Pacific.

[punkitt-is-here]

i had a dream last night that there was a new deltarune character named krailey and it just looked like a weird knockoff of ralsei that danced in place like a peanuts character and it pissed ralsei off like crazy

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[camilleflyingrotten]

First season of Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency being like

[que3rduckling]

Gang hop on the Dirk Gently Holistic Detective Agency trend. And by trend I just mean me telling everyone ik to watch it for the billionth time. Guys it’s so good pls pls pls pls pls pls pls-

[cloudabserk]

troy & abed 🩵

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

It's so funny when Psych has an episode that seemingly has two crimes being investigated, one by Shawn and Gus, and the other by the police, but they both end up being the same case. Like sure, the murder of a sea lion is connected to the diamond smuggling case. Why not

[lusciousapparatus]

this is what I feel like when I obsessively check the Alan Wilder tag on here

[rars]

saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose