oh i got this bruh

dave / dude / texas / 18 if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

[zarglepoetry]

buy here

[gentlemanraven]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

my big question is why are we wasting all this money on “health care” and “education” when we could be using it to paint the moon to look like a giant floating boob

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

reblogging because a crow on a pole outside my window just cawed while bobbing its head a few times

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

what does that have to do with anything??

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

it was cool

[rlsus]

WOW D4V3 1 COULD B3 COM1NG TO TROLLN4P YOU 4ND PUT YOU THROUGH R1GOROUS TORTUR3 ON MY D3S3RT PL4N3T LUCK1LY 1M NOT TH4T CRU3L

> You hop onto the transportalizer and appear on the pad at his home, feeling around with your psionics. In fact, you even feel him and his face to get a good idea of what he looks like. And man, it is hot.

[pantheonofdicks]

im already going through rigorous torture in a desert state i mean it might as well be a desert state when i have no fans and broken ac arizona may be the actual desert state but who cares about arizona

> You sit up on the couch so you can see your transportalizer, shoved up into the corner with the wall littered with throwing stars courtesy of your Bro's visits. You raise the hand not holding your phone up in greeting.

fix my ac and dont trollnap me and i could offer up a truly envious selection of themed ice pops for your enjoyment

[rlsus]

1 COULD PROB4BLY F1X YOUR 4C JUST G1V3 M3 YOUR COORD1N4T3S

4LSO H1 1M T3X

[pantheonofdicks]

ill skip the mandatory stranger danger monologue because at this point murder sounds like a sweeter release than the slow death this summer heat is bestowing upon me

> He sends them his coordinates.

im dave btw

[pantheonofdicks]

do either of you know how to fix an ac unit with the meager offerings of tools a starving artist typically keeps in his apartment

[bazuso-deactivated20230613]

do she got the weabootay?

[h3ckssmaniac]

sou desuuuuuuuuu

[tfwnojutsu-deactivated20211212]

[pantheonofdicks]

the ac is broken and like hell i know how to fix it

[pantheonofdicks]

my room = desert hell

[pantheonofdicks]

T4LK D1RTY TO M3 *PL4YS 4 R4D S4X SOLO*

youll need more than a sax solo to get these lips moving troll jason derulo

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

[snailofficial]

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

[funkybug]

snails are truly upstanding citizens

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i love doing coke off of katanas

[reoffend-deactivated20201025]

[pantheonofdicks]

if you see a cool skeleton and dont think of me you have to automatically dock ten friends points get to -100 and you have to buy me an actual cool skeleton of my choice

[pantheonofdicks]

i had to go through ten of my other blogs to find where i saved this damn url again and long story short this is why organization is important but also why i will never properly attain such a skill

[whenthennow]

[vanjalen]

romba roulette

[onlinewifey-deactivated20140318]

smack that ass from 8 feet away

[nostalgiabyveidt-deactivated202]

more like smack myself in the eye and cry for a few hours