Pants 'N' Things

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Film/Television major. Daywalker. I'm slightly obsessed with Parks and Rec and Amy Poehler and her co-workers. And by slightly i mean unhealthily a lot. Also I love Harry Potter. Always. I like eating apples dipped in catsup and I'm really good at burping. That's probably all you need to know.

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rickbman

Lessons filmmakers should take from Mad Max: Fury Road

1. Your oppressive post-apocalyptic world doesn’t have to be physically dark. It can actually be bright and colorful. The audience actually likes to be able to see what is going on.

2. Visual story telling is a lost art that needs to be found again. Seriously, this movie did not have a lot of dialog to begin with but you could have taken it all out and I would have still been able to follow the movie pretty well. Show us, don’t tell us.

3. Physical effects enhanced by CGI are the way to go. It will always have more weight than CGI on its own. Real people doing real stunts in real locations gives a substance that is missed when the same stunts are done in front of a green screen.

4. (and this one is REALLY important) You can have an action movie that centers around interesting female characters that aren’t being objectified and have their own agency and people will see it (and it will be AWESOME!). Also, your male character doesn’t always have to come charging to the rescue, he can even be the “damsel in distress” occasionally.

5. A flame throwing guitar is an excellent addition to any chase scene.

technicolourunicorn

Like… Did Reese Witherspoon literally have a baby with herself?

mainelymoose

So we can all agree that Reese Witherspoon has mastered cloning, yeah?

sashayed

just-shower-thoughts

Before I die, want to hire some people to come to my funeral dressed in suits and sunglasses and do some like bizarre salute when they leave so people think I lived like a cool second life.

lagonegirl

“White privilege doesn’t exist” my ass

#Cops #Justice #LawEnforcement #US

sociableoutcast

Are you fuckin serious?

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goddammit bill

bajjii0

Pinche bill

cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

instant cute outfit with minimal effort

it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages

sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable

u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

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Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

itsmichaelmedrano-deactivated20

Bernie Sanders is like a real life Leslie Knope. All he's trying to do is make this hell hole better but all of the Pawneeins keep putting their faith in Senator Jam. Why is America Pawnee. Why is Trump actually Senator Jam. Why.

scully

My default is self-destruction, and anything on top of that is a bloody lot of work.

Gillian Anderson. (x)

mysharona1987

lookathernow

prettiesst

chill becky died because of weed its not cool to make fun of the deceased

christycorr

#man the intertextuality in this one #have fun internet archeologists of 3000

technicolourunicorn

Like… Did Reese Witherspoon literally have a baby with herself?

zhinico

caprisun is literally the COOLEST thing you could possibly ever consume if you ever go to a party and ppl are pressuring you to drink or s/t just whip out a caprisun and be like “naw…i got my caprisun pouch” and theyll be like “dam…theyve got their caprisun pouch”