John Media Literacy

Winner of the California's Most Effeminate Eyelashes Award Mormons fear me

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“Cry me a river”

Ok❤️

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Can you name all 57 women?

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➡️♾️🟦‼️

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Shoot my queue is empty I need to write more bullshit

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Source? It was revealed to me by the microplastics in my brain

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Is that a Lleech in your pants or are you just happy to see me

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Catan Son or Riichi Mahjong Daughter

Catan Son

Riichi Mahjong Daughter

Walk the Plank

Voting ended onJul 10

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I bring a certain joy and childlike wonder to the table that the horrors of real life don’t seem to respect and it’s really dulling my sparkle

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I’m currently in a very vulnerable time of my life in case there’s any Beatrice the Golden Witches out there to convince me that witches are real despite my staunch atheism

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Need one of those horse pictures and the line on it is “you will get drawn and quartered… cis boy…”

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You’re telling me they really named the 3rd installment of Meteor World Actor ‘Gaslight Bullet’? I couldn’t make this shit up

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Looking at the list of inspirations for my dnd campaign is some bullshit

- Hit Yaoi Anime Moriarty the Patriot

- Persona 4

- The Witness

- Zero Escape

- Bendy & The Ink Machine

- NYT Wordle

Hello??? What is this campaign even about??? You’re telling me I wrote this shit sober???

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Read White Nights

Or watch the 1959 film adaptation that one is also beautiful

Do both if you’re really based though

It’s not even a very long read either

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I’m in a very Fyodor Dostoevsky time of my life

I wrote your name 138 times in my book and never mine once pls respond 🥺🥺

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Mormons are Fish

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Love is in the air?

WRONG

Yaggababble

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I only talk about good media

if you ever see me talking about ‘bad’ media it means you’re either wrong or I have been replaced by my evil twin Jane Media Illiteracy and you need to go on an epic quest to slay them and save me from the evil wizard tower they locked me in rapunzel style(Getting married and riding off into the sunset optional but encouraged)