We are the Pastry System! You can call us by our user, Pastry or just Pan when in doubt of who's fronting. We use any pronouns collectively, and as such don't mind what you use for any of us, including neopronouns. Quoiromantic asexual, though it may vary! (REALLY vary...)
As you might've already figured, we really like hfjone. we also enjoy reading objectified, the four moons initiative, and a couple other object show comics. Other things we like include Slime Rancher, Murder Drones, bugs, sea life and space.
DNI:
-homophobes, transphobes, racists, nazis, etc. this is a safe place for everyone and we will NOT tolerate any hate towards innocent people
- pedophiles, zoophiles and necrophiles. this applies if you are ACTING on these things (procontact). if you're getting the help you need you're okay.
-anti-endo. not completely sure if we're endo ourselves, but we support them!
*-also, we're a minor, so...mdni and nsfw accounts DNI please!*
-we may block you if you make us uncomfortable. do not take this personally.
let me try to list everyone. sighs and breaks knuckles. -🍞
total headmate count: 48! "M6!" means theyre part of the main 6, aka the first ones to show up that most likely came from trauma.... IWC stands for Interact With Caution! headmate list, relationship details, extra details and stamps are under cut! -🥪
bassy, she/it, technically doesn't have a signoff but puts a music note on the start and end of her text (♪)
Bradley, he/him (?), 🎣 -🍞
brainy, they/any (? i dont think he cares actually). IWC (like reaaally iwc okay) no signoff, at all. it doesnt care enough to give herself one. (update it gave themselves the 🧠 signoff) -⭐
bryce, 🥤 she/him/any M6!
camera, 📸 they/them
CAPS GUY, CG he/they/it/neos M6!
charlotte (again), charlotte: (like in drama writing) she/her -🍞
chernobyl. mirror pronouns, rot/rots actually just anything related to the rot. i will talk about the rot. 🍞⚠️
chilgi blepper cookie 🤤🤤🤤. 🌶 she/her -🍞
circle (from hit online enigma shape maze game), they/he/any, ❌️
circle (with a mole)/(lord) circumference, please refrain from showing him dead insects and jagged shapes. ⚪️. @lordcircumference he/bug/any -🥤
contact lens. ☣️. he/they
Divine Ava, DA she/it
FUNGI, 🍄 he/it
Fun And Whimsy, any/all, 🎹
Gabriel Parker, 🔳, he/him
goetz, officer g (usually) [IWC if you dont like sexual topics. hypersexual guy that cant control himself] he/her M6!
Grayscale/Mono Parker, ⚙️, he/him (i tjink? I should ask him)
Images Parker, no signoff, he/him (only speaks in images)
isaac, any/all (plus neos), 🥪 [I'm the original Headmate (the core. im the core)]
jordyn (preferred), she/it, 🍋
salut! Julien, 📻. je seulement parlais français, pardon... il/ils (he/him)
Lanterny, he/him, ☄️ -🍞
liam, he/him (?), 🎒🍃
marek, 🎒🪶 he/him
matt gelato, mattgelato it/he/they
natalie, ⭐️, it/she
owen, he/him, 🍎
pancake, 🥞 they/fang M6!
Parker Bug, 🍫🪲 he/it
Parker, 🍬 he/they
Pavlova Cookie/Paloma, he/they/love, 💘
pencil, she/cog, ⚙️✏️
pin, (no signoff yet), she/her
pin/soul/heart/pear (all names are equally preferred), he/it/xe, 💜📌
R.A.P.H.A.E.L., it/wire/he, 🎉
sandra, 🧶🍊 she/her
Stella, 💧 she/they -🥤
subway seat, 💺 (you can also call him DART) he/him
taco, she/her, ☕️
happy pride month everyone:
happy pride month everyone
lanterny and candy bar (🍫🥩) "mwah mwah kiss kiss mmmmwah oh candy bar i love you so muuuch i need you soooo baaaad use your mandibles on me" -wise words from lanterny. maybe. im 99 percent sure hes said that -🍞
bryce and goetz and me (🍞) i think and screen (📺). we are all eachothers pets or whatever i dont. i dunno. (goetz is a FREEEAAAAAK -⭐️) oh YEAH goetz and screen are with void
uh. contact lens, circle, and me (🍞) and amelia (🌃)...mmmwah! pat pat pat
me (🍞) and parker (🍬) have something special. like really special. i have no idea what it is and it freaks people out sometimes woopsies. and uh. chili pepper 🤤🤤🤤🤤 have i mentioned im in a qpr with bryce. i knooow... i get sooo many people...
i tjink Divine Ava and alise (🌸) are in lesbians with eachother -🍞
marek, kamaboko (🍥) and liam but. Bat (🎒🦇) are in a polycule. i tjink. is that the right word -🍞
extra notes:
marek and liam (🎒) are brothers
stella and bryce are siblings
pancake is a kid and sandra is a minor be nice to them
julien only speaks french, azrael/demon parker only speaks morse code, and marek prefers to speak in emojis or images. matt gelato only speaks in haikus, pear only speaks in cccc lyrics, abstracty speaks in quotes from hfjONE/echolalia, circle (❌️) only speaks in rhymes (example: "pie hi lime my page name list is turtle circle"), and images parker speaks and thinks in images.
we have diagnosed anxiety and depression, suspected autism (not diagnosed yet, we dont have the money.) and (possibly?) bipolar disorder. might have some other stuff too. please be patient. -🍬
I know I say that I'm kinda nuts for doing the amount of visual research I do, but at the same time:
Specificity is SO much more compelling and real feeling, and imo not getting references often makes things look more amateur.
Eg. drawing a sofa- my mental image of a sofa is something like this:
Like. Its a sofa. It works. But it's not very convincing, the pillows are kinda wrong at the back, and it's not really giving any information about the owner.
Even if you want a basic sofa...
What kind of basic.
comfy and cheap?
kinda rigid?
inherited?
------
who does this comfy cheap ikea sofa belong to anyway?
guy living alone?
teenage girl?
Grandma?
Anyway I'll get off my soapbox but specificity is sexy and fun and it can do your storytelling for you!
I’ve built up a high tolerance to funny over the years. This is genuinely one of the few times I’ve ever laughed so hard I’ve started crying. I trust you, Sesamarot. Don't even believe in divination this is just the beauty of RNG.
one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of
