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divineandmajesticinone

“not all men”

you’re right police chief jim hopper would never treat me this way

stability

flowury

being in college is just talking about how busy you are to people and having them say how busy they are back to you

daminwayne

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

bebe-benzenheimer

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

impolitecanadian

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

gorillateaparty

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

gennin-moved-deactivated2018043

me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you

my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster

me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘

thebeverlymarsh

it’S nOt OkaY to seXuaLiZe cHiLd actOrS aND chaRAcTEEEEERRRRRSSS

stuckykittyspidey

IT’S OKAY TO ‘SEXUALIZE’ FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

mitochondiva

NoT iF TheYRe KiDs YoU FuCKinG CrEEpS

disjuned-moved-deactivated20211

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY

geekandmisandry

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

neverblogidly

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

wideopenhighway

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

geekandmisandry

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

tharook

I absolutely do not like that.

thecircle-

trapcard

me to myself: girl if you actually applied yourself in like….anything you’d be dangerous bitch

onceiwashere

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

onceiwashere

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

siriusc

do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

feistiest

listen… nothing in this world makes sense. fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing and boxing rings are square and noses run and feet smell and shrek 1 and 2 made it to cannes film festival. just do whatever the fuck you want honestly

the-walking-red-blog

that’s an interesting marketing strategy

topgunhat-deactivated20191021

I summon Blue Eyes Hairy Chest in attack position

nellyben

I like how everybody is paired off haha

larssonadam

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

itsacpsideblog

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing.

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.