[wasttteland-deactivated20170809]

ok the question is, were you a webkinz, club penguin, or neopets kid

[emchant3d]

literally nothing is more annoying and obnoxious than someone demanding you do something that you were already planning on doing. Do you know how likely it is that I do the thing now? Zero. Zero likely.

[redvolutions]

[puckingincredible]

[nellyben]

😼🌴☀️#FlaPanthers (at BB&T Center)

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

*accidentally does something well* ah shit i’ve given them standards now

[nephvilim-deactivated20160622]

[tribute-to-nothing]

[gamegrrl]

laying down the god damn law on this tinder boy

[grilledcheese-samwich-deactivat]

Do you ever catch a whiff of a scent that smells unmistakably of something really random like the twenty-third day of first grade and you’re just like hOW DID I REMEMBER THAT

[ladiesloveloki]

SOMEONE ACTUALLY PUT THIS INTO WORDS

[nellyben]

History starts now! 😼

[bloomflowersbloom]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m the friend.

[nellyben]

I texted my friend today about something important and when I watched her snapchat, I heard my personalized text tone in the background. She still didn't answer. I am sending her this.

[nellyben]

So great seeing José again! 3 years is too long😍😭

[nellyben]

Hello, it me👋🏼 (at BB&T Center)

[99precincts]

that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards

[emilydoesthething]

Honestly Andy Samberg is such a treasure.

[monica-geller]

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

[kapalai]