emmie

[she/they] i like women and the smiths

[papa-krampus]

also made this and it has like 750 views on tiktok and i find it hilarious

[papa-krampus]

long time no see, friends. so i got a cat, right? her names fiona and she’s the sweetest kitty out there. although she’s very sweet, she’s a little freak. i will touch her belly and she flips over and starts kicking me and grabs my hand with her front paws and instead of biting me, she violently licks me…

[papa-krampus]

hey op wtf is this?? beef jerky????

[richard-nixon-official]

i found out my blood type today and i told @papa-krampus “guess what, i’m A Positive” and this bitch goes “is it b”

[papa-krampus]

i might be a dumbass

[papa-krampus]

think

[papa-krampus]

fun fact: sometimes i don’t know what to say to @chickentin and so i just say a random vegetable

[papa-krampus]

seventies art music

[teafulbisexual]

what's your gay score??

cannot sit correctly +10

emotionally unstable +10

dyed hair +5

boots +5

deeply invested in politics due to your very rights being constantly questioned +10

iffy relationship with father +15

has a Tumblr +5

addicted to either iced coffee or energy drinks +10

[draconicks]

i got 55 😌✨

[papa-krampus]

65 😐

[richard-nixon-official]

from mötley crüe’s official instagram

THANK YOU @papa-krampus FOR FINDING IT AGAIN FOR ME

[papa-krampus]

cum

[papa-krampus]

you better have a girlfriend by valentines day

i can’t promise SHIT!

[richard-nixon-official]

ranchy valentines day everybody 💕

@papa-krampus

[papa-krampus]

i’m the sweetest lad

[papa-krampus]

papa krampus (aka emmie, aka emma) was heartbroken again.. ladies, don’t hesitate to ask for my hand in marriage, i won’t say no unless you’re a man.

[papa-krampus]

this was me at the orthodontist yesterday 😄!!!!

[papa-krampus]

bless your soul, adam.

@chickentin knows what i’m talking about, am i right?

[richard-nixon-official]

if you guys knew me irl you would have to deal with me and @papa-krampus saying “stanky leg” and “i’m about to consider the following” all the time and idk if you could handle it

[papa-krampus]

don’t forget “peepeepoopoo” dumb mf😀

[richard-nixon-official]

I’M LOSING MY MIND

@papa-krampus

[papa-krampus]

change your bio to be “emmie dean’s official fan account”

[forklift-certified-icarus]

oh wait never mind

Yeah @papa-krampus already ended the game

[papa-krampus]

i ruin all the fun